I will fix my finances using the DOGE roadmap
Step 1: save 5 dollars by not getting coffee
Step 2: record it as 5,000 dollars in the spreadsheet where i track my finances
Step 3: tell everyone I saved 5,000 dollars already
Step 1: save 5 dollars by not getting coffee
Step 2: record it as 5,000 dollars in the spreadsheet where i track my finances
Step 3: tell everyone I saved 5,000 dollars already
Comments
Roman numerals, here we come. 🤪
I cancelled the auto draft on my mortgage and saved hundreds of thousands of dollars!
1. Make a contract to buy coffee for $5
2. Do all the other steps
3. Get sued by coffee company for $15 for not paying the $5 contract
Step 1: You steal 5 dollars from a beggar who needs it for something to eat today.
Step 2: record it as 5000 dollars saved
Step 3: spend that 5 dollars on a coffee
you know DOGE is 100% getting paid for this.