The sign clearly says "go away coyote!" If you don't use the correct words it won't work obviously, but little known fact, you can ask coyote questions, get help with directions, even control your home appliances, just say
"Hey coyote what commands do you know?"
When I was 14 I came across a mountain lion so I pulled my jacket up over my head like cornholio and said in a stern voice, "We have nothing to discuss" so he left.
This is not help.
If you’re in the U.S., both the two syllable and three syllable versions are fine. Use whatever you prefer or what’s dominant in your region.
There was a woman who had her little dog attacked by a coyote in our suburban neighborhood a few years back so they did a coyote eradication thing and now the neighborhood has a rat problem.
I live in an area where there are infinite coyotes! I use the community app called “neighbors” and every night someone mentions “Coyote sighting!”… well obviously. We live in coyote land. But now I cant sleep without having my routine coyote notification. 🤷♂️
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this is not a good development
Coyote: My name's Jeff!
"Hey coyote what commands do you know?"
“Do my laundry, pledge!”
Could have been much worse.
just hand it an Acme catalogue
a "fox".. You're really in trouble. It's gonna be painful.
This is not help.
If you’re in the U.S., both the two syllable and three syllable versions are fine. Use whatever you prefer or what’s dominant in your region.
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