Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance) - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 85 days ago

Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance)

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elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social•85 days ago

boomersinthehouse.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ah. Dune.

shmoolian.bsky.social•85 days ago

I mean or most of recorded history…

heimmel.bsky.social•85 days ago

for arakis!

strifewife.bsky.social•85 days ago

Someday my inbred duke will come~🎶

thehockeynobody.bsky.social•85 days ago

Only if she has huge tracts of land.

metanautics.bsky.social•85 days ago

Treating my woman like an empress (locking her in a forbidden complex and only allowing her to interact with a cadre of scheming eunuchs).

kevtalk.bsky.social•85 days ago

Romance isn't dead 🥹

tsumibito13.bsky.social•85 days ago

Instructions unclear, she's absconded with a commoner woman into the night and they're planning to elope. Now I have to marry myself off to the inbred duke!

chickwraith.bsky.social•85 days ago

when you lowkey up lift and support each other as you grind ❤️

yextiny.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm gonna steal this post w/o attribution on my personal facebook page but I reposted and liked it so I feel like I've paid the licensing fee

profdoctheoryphd.bsky.social•85 days ago

kawaiisophia.bsky.social•85 days ago

Who needs love when you’ve got political alliances? Forget flowers, bring on the marriage contracts.

faironeforest.bsky.social•85 days ago

…How inbred?

Are we talking “Harry” or “Hapsburg”?

angelusmerula.bsky.social•85 days ago

That Meghan, not aging well?

faironeforest.bsky.social•85 days ago

Speaking on behalf of the American Contingent.

jurbulent.bsky.social•85 days ago

What if I’m already the inbred duke

theveon.bsky.social•85 days ago

Then there is a free wife in the cards

jaredpeters.net•85 days ago

This is how I maintain vacation homes in small Nordic countries every year.

omgwtflols.bsky.social•85 days ago

That's exactly my plan for my daughter! 🤣

glazza.bsky.social•85 days ago

Isn't this the plot of shrek?

ms-anthropic.bsky.social•85 days ago

Nope! Any man tried that one on me would end up with a Hapsburg jawline.

jeffbetten.bsky.social•85 days ago

misterb20.bsky.social•85 days ago

I think I have seen that movie.

juliaknows.bsky.social•85 days ago

Will there be a castle with moat?

theactualbrian.bsky.social•85 days ago

Yeah, but it's in a swamp.

You'll need to marry her kids off to someone with HUGE... tracks of land.

juliaknows.bsky.social•85 days ago

Sounds complicated I’m just looking for a moat

theactualbrian.bsky.social•85 days ago

It's quite simple.
This explains it.

https://youtu.be/g3YiPC91QUk

grunteledboomer.bsky.social•85 days ago

😂

melonyvx.bsky.social•85 days ago

Amen (please stop marrying your daughters to the Habsburg bloodline)

astrostomp.bsky.social•85 days ago

Times are tough, a Viscount with a good deal has got a chance.

kevtalk.bsky.social•85 days ago

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