Woken up in the middle of the night by my scheming advisor, who says we're under attack. There's no time to waste so he's ushering me into an underground cell for my own safety and will release me when the danger has passed - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 18 days ago

Woken up in the middle of the night by my scheming advisor, who says we're under attack. There's no time to waste so he's ushering me into an underground cell for my own safety and will release me when the danger has passed

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geirdis.bsky.social•18 days ago

Seems legit. He’s just looking out for you. The lack of windows and air vents are for privacy reasons.

jaxkarma.bsky.social•18 days ago

Minister Wormtongue is so brave

smartnoggin.bsky.social•18 days ago

It was nice knowing you.

constancesnow.bsky.social•18 days ago

... how long until the danger passes

dougwar40k.bsky.social•18 days ago

You have the best friends money can rent.

jonnyv.bsky.social•18 days ago

Don't drink the wine!!

slipperygnome.bsky.social•18 days ago

I know I can trust him because he's making this face

nobody-2024.bsky.social•18 days ago

😳🙄🤣😉😎

firefly1800.bsky.social•18 days ago

Looks like he casting a spell on the person he’s shaking hands with. 😬

thefiendishlegion.bsky.social•18 days ago

Holy fucking shit

He *does* look like Gollum in human form

iamschrodinger.bsky.social•18 days ago

fleetfoxfrank92.bsky.social•18 days ago

The way this actually made me giggle 😅

happyplacecrochet.bsky.social•18 days ago

Spot on 😂

didntcmecumin69.bsky.social•18 days ago

I hope you have a tanning bed for the extended stay you’re about to experience.

mielmadhu.bsky.social•18 days ago

Scheming Advisor, tasteful.

regularbloke.bsky.social•18 days ago

Not just me then?

ssttn.bsky.social•18 days ago

Not even joking... I had a similar one last night.

No seriously

audhdylan.bsky.social•18 days ago

I read this in the cadence of Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

r42.bsky.social•18 days ago

Now I did too. Thank you. [unironically]

pheppercorn.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hopefully he at least offered you a sleeping draught to ease the stress!

thelippyfish.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sounds like a bully romance to me.

abbsnormal.bsky.social•18 days ago

WE LOVE OUR MOST TRUSTED REGENT, DONT WE FOLKS? GREAT GUY, GREAT AT GOLF TOO, ONE OF THE ALL TIME BEST, NOT AS GOOD AS ME BUT HE SURE IS GREAT. AREN'T YOU GREAT? STAND UP, CMON FOLKS GIVE OUR MOST TRUSTED REGENT A HAND.

abbsnormal.bsky.social•18 days ago

SIGN THESE DOCUMENTS DEAR GOD WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF TIME

grudgingsignup.bsky.social•18 days ago

Also there's this cask of absolutely fantastic wine you can try whilst you're down there, sire

fleetfoxfrank92.bsky.social•18 days ago

And free bricks! For playing with! And absolutely nothing else!

kipwilliams.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ask him about his cool family motto. That always draws him out.

potato-doritos.bsky.social•18 days ago

oh no playboy you gonna starve to death 😢

kipwilliams.bsky.social•18 days ago

He's supposed to have a real important prisoner there. Keep an eye out and see if you can spot them.

skyisda-limit.bsky.social•18 days ago

You have been kidnapped 🤣

fleetfoxfrank92.bsky.social•18 days ago

Real talk, I wonder how long it'll be before this or something along the lines of this happens. It's becoming pretty fucking clear that he's going to do what he wants whether Trump knows about it or not

mini-saurus.bsky.social•18 days ago

Dastardly schemes, or well-intentioned?

itsrev.bsky.social•18 days ago

Don't worry, I am a loyal guard who will keep anyone from trying to see you. I have slain several traitorous messengers demanding to see you for the good of our nation, and burned their messages just in case