"would u fuck an elf if they were real" shut up loser id fuck a whole dnd campaign worth of consenting fantasy creatures u think I'm gonna slip on "elf" I'm doing petrificationplay with a beholder you lightweight
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Do they have any idea how much sexual experience a person would collect over literal centuries? Epf sex would blow your mind in ways you didn't even think were possible. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Give me 10 minutes in Faerun and I'll be pregnant with a silver draconic sorcerer
Sounds like a tempting dungeon. The Goblin Orgy is for adventurers between levels 1-5 I guess? What's next in the Lustgeon? Mimic sextoys or other sex instruments? Drows and orcs? Something else I currently can't think of?
Bondage play with cnidarian tentacle 'plants'; tonguing by giant frogs; hoe-lems (golems who have become sentient and like sex). The orcs like to have "all you can eat" buffets. The Drow....we don't talk about the Drow until after you sign the NDA.
we have to see which creatures can consent, I usually say that above 6 int and capable of speak is a "maybe"
this and obviously being of age, and excluding the entire 'beast' type...
the 'problem' is some weird creatures that fill this criteria... I usually go by a 'vibes' base.. none of those pass
"...ask your cleric if 'Beholder' is right for you." If your erection remains petrified for longer than four hours, seek divine intervention immediately.
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Seriously I should write this campaign. 😂
Lustgeon
Dongeon
Delick-cious in Dungeon
In-Dungeon Delicto (or De-licky-toes for the feet crowd)
Way Down Under
I Pulled The Wrong Lever
this and obviously being of age, and excluding the entire 'beast' type...
the 'problem' is some weird creatures that fill this criteria... I usually go by a 'vibes' base.. none of those pass
"I've got a Rod of Lordly Might."
"You can put it in my Bag of Holding."
"would u fuck an elf if they were real"
no im racist against fantasy elves
I cannot hear you because I am neck deep in orc ass.
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