Welcome to everyone new here fleeing X!
Hi, I’m God! Jump in, the water’s warm. 😎 💦
Hi, I’m God! Jump in, the water’s warm. 😎 💦
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I gave myself the Ick
I refuse to call it by it's slave name
I'm glad you're everywhere
The orange turd and his people have been reaping and so far I haven't seen a whole lot of Sowing! 😪
We don't need MAGA
We left MAGA.
Now Maga FOLLOWS us here because maga needs US.
They're dependent on us, they've been conditioned to be by billionaires.
Their sole purpose was to own the Libs and now Trump & the Fascist right own them in return.
Brilliant strategy.
Hit us with one of your zingers! Come on! Recruit some more MAGA patriots! Just imagine how upset you'll make the liberals in this thread when you say something profound and meaningful like "triggered"!
But my patience is wearing thin with all your cosplay.
Fewer trolls ✅
Less chaos / bracing for impact ✅
No uncles screaming in all caps (yet!) ✅
Funny joke, last time I tried that I bounced a mile. When are you going to take my magic water-wings off?
Love, Jesus"
Remember that song what if god was one of us🤭
Well he made us in his own image I gues
lol the good and “bad”
To slob is to rebel it’s a good thing sometimes
Asking for a friend who's a Calvinist lightbulb, by which I mean pre-destined to burn eternally.
this one is cool
However, it would be cool to say to my friends and family that “The” God follows me.
Hope everything's going well for you. Good to see you got a Bluesky account.
Is calling themselves god.
If you're listening, please help me grow my community on Bluesky. We need to come together in ONE BIG VOICE to fight the danger that is coming for us all. I want to defend our freedom and democracy and we can do that TOGETHER!
...right up until you said the water's warm.
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Unfortunately some of the sex bots are coming as well
I am new and trying to build my account all about motivation and positivity !
Hi God, genuine question, if I have a plan to save the world, but I need help, who do I ask?
I have an urgent call to action steeped in Jesus' teachings to unify America and end the war with Russia.
Please read my pinned thread and help me share this good word, and good work for Americans.