ron desantis gets home, sits on the couch, takes off his boots, removes the lifts, pops open a bud light, and turns on disney+ - ThreadSky

andylevy.net • 409 days ago

ron desantis gets home, sits on the couch, takes off his boots, removes the lifts, pops open a bud light, and turns on disney+

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partyglouberman.bsky.social•409 days ago

He'll be double fisting snack pack puddings until he shits his confederate flag panties.

cjthered.bsky.social•409 days ago

Oh did they put Song of the South on streaming

lauramarie.bsky.social•409 days ago

It's in the Disney vault indefinitely

waxmonkey.bsky.social•409 days ago

gonna drop out of the race and get two inches shorter on the same day

blackcatcrosses.bsky.social•409 days ago

You forgot 'removes malfunctioning human suit'.

analydia.net•409 days ago

Doesn't he usually drown a puppy first?

district.blue•409 days ago

Aaaaaahhhhh. So delicious.

briesmith.xyz•409 days ago

"Well, that's done, now to log back into my anonymous TikTok and try to figure out why everyone keeps calling me an egg after I leave comments."

dustinducane.bsky.social•409 days ago

Does boots are surgically fitted

kakeeweezie.bsky.social•409 days ago

We hardly knew ya, pudding fingers™️

rational.bsky.social•409 days ago

All his apes

Gone

chickenlady.bsky.social•409 days ago

Pudding, you forgot the pudding

plankysmith.bsky.social•409 days ago

lol

a4pipeproblem.bsky.social•409 days ago

😂

jeffparker.bsky.social•409 days ago

I immediately pictured him kicking off his triple-stacked boots and descending to the floor after declaring

indepinla.bsky.social•409 days ago

disney+ might be a little too high brow for him.

butlisten.bsky.social•409 days ago

6'8" alphamale at airport: Mr desantis, sir... are you saying.. that...woke.... won?! 🥺

chathamharrison.bsky.social•409 days ago

his 177 IQ points painfully grinding against each other in vain

relaxedninja.bsky.social•409 days ago

Clutching his signed copy of Gender Queer tight to his breast as he fights silent tears of rage.

bindlestiff.bsky.social•409 days ago

“‘Boots,’” he sighs. “I wanted them to call me ‘Boots.’”

repetete.bsky.social•409 days ago

and schedules his COVID booster

exhaustedcat.bsky.social•409 days ago

2028

Ron will run on restoring Splash Mountain from Tiana's Bayou Adventure

"Real Americans are tired of these WOKE water rides"

deeddra.bsky.social•409 days ago

Don’t forget while eating pudding with his fingers.

jeffabbott.bsky.social•409 days ago

pops open pudding was too obvious

mapperwocky.bsky.social•409 days ago

After watching the Barbie movie, he turns to his wife and says, “I just wasn’t Trumpenough.”

somedonuts.bsky.social•409 days ago

Pudding fingers? Pudding fingers? Oh no, he’s going head first into a kiddie pool full of chocolate goodness. Naked, of course. But still wearing his socks.

smullins3000.bsky.social•409 days ago

Casey is going to peg him for, like, 3 hours tonight.

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