Cybertrucks are so hideous I thought they'd at least be strong to compensate. Not really, I knew they were a mess when EM shattered a window when he first unveiled the thing to demo and bashed it to show how strong the glass was. Neuralink makes me sick to my stomach with dread.
This truck is the UGLIEST vehicle on the roads today. That's saying a lot since I'm sure there are still Gremlins, Pacers, PT Cruisers and '79-88 Chryslers (pick any one, outside of the LeBaron) still on the roads today.
The body panels fit poorly. The door edges are sharp. The interior is cheap. Visibility is poor. Just start over Elon...make it look more like a truck than a refrigerator.
I mean look how good the gorilla glue worked on that ladies hair… 🤔 good thing there is a satisfaction guarantee on the bottles! Elon will be demanding a refund!
I had a Model Y which I liked in the beginning but you can tell it’s cheaply made. It has a very plastic feel to it. Sold it a week ago and bought a Chevy EV which is way more solid.
And didn't the republican admin sign a contract for 400 million to buy these "toys" from elon for military use? I seem to remember it was a line item. After the backlash, they removed Tesla from the wording
I just saw a guy peel, with ease, the strip that goes around the outside of the windows attaching at the hood & trunk. All glue! No way that’s waterproof. lol
Congrats to the Cybertruck customers. You bought a POS vehicle for 80 kUSD. 😁
This means that they most likely never will see legal road use in Europe. Thank the gods.
This is not a surprise is it? And Trump just endorsed Tesla in front of the White House. And you know how Trump loves to endorse a quality product. Not
What's crazy is there's an adhesive "panel bond" body shops use that is extremely strong and resilient, and used extensively for repairs. It's amazingly strong.
I wonder if the tesla panels being stainless are preventing an actual bond with whatever adhesive they're using. 😆 That would be hilarious. Engineers should have known from the beginning.
Shit cars from a shit person, hope the company goes under and takes him with it as he used his stock as collateral to buy Twitter! Bankruptcy and deportation to follow...
at his launch the demonstration didnt even prove the value he stated and people still bought it after that i cant believe it took people this long to realize he is another grifter.
$11k new off the showroom floor, had it for 16 years, was still running prefect when I traded it in to the dealer for $1900 towards a Titanium Ford Fusion Hybrid with every option.
I actually felt a tinge guilty trading it in. Like I somehow betrayed a loyal dog that was always there for me.
Drove mine for over 250k miles, and literally the only repairs I had to make was replacing worn tires, windshield wiper blades, and a battery (after 9 years).
What a scam artist & freak.
Elon's only vehicle that was somewhat successful was the car he stole from the real Founders of TESLA as elon forced them out of their company.
Elonia's idiotic looking "cyber truck" is a total scam & a rip-off, just like Elon.
And yet, we have hordes of stupid people who think one or both are somehow brilliant or successful.
Mankind is going to have have a long, drawn out talk about narcissism, shownanship and how the rest of us roll over for people who exhibit such when this shameful period in history is over.
🫣🤢
Seriously, why aren't the Teslas that catch fire, explode, and literally come unglued subject to recall by the company? Are the recalls of other companies voluntary? Seriously asking.
Tesla founder Elon Musk tweeted in 2022 that Cybertruck “will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy.” This truck, however, quickly sank in 8 ft of water, said C.S, TowBoatUS Ventura Captain who helped coordinate the rescue.”
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Thanks fElon, you dumb nazi fuck.🌎💥👀
(...and suspect Tesla's shareholders are also wondering the same thing about now.)
JUNK!!!
Same game.
This means that they most likely never will see legal road use in Europe. Thank the gods.
He’s just so obviously corrupt. I can’t fathom the level of support he still garners.
Elon Musk is Donald Trump . . .
... true words !
Fuck them both !!
💠 🖕 💠
https://www.police1.com/patrol-vehicle/some-calif-pds-searching-for-new-evs-after-tesla-cruisers-fall-short
Perhaps it is a kremlin centipede. Kremlin s h i t flows through them.
In Elon Land
Doors don’t require manual handles, because computers never fail
Rockets are always flying straight, explosions aren’t a failure
Car sales are the best there’s been, I just put them on sale
In Elon Land
TheRealZMAN
Talk about shame and loathing.
I actually felt a tinge guilty trading it in. Like I somehow betrayed a loyal dog that was always there for me.
Elon's only vehicle that was somewhat successful was the car he stole from the real Founders of TESLA as elon forced them out of their company.
Elonia's idiotic looking "cyber truck" is a total scam & a rip-off, just like Elon.
Mankind is going to have have a long, drawn out talk about narcissism, shownanship and how the rest of us roll over for people who exhibit such when this shameful period in history is over.
🫣🤢
My son is getting Ford Maverick, and that is a legit smaller truck. But a truck never the less
I mock anyone who bought that piece of shit
People are still buying these??
Give me a break
THAT is what I would call WASTE & FRAUD…
Maybe report it to Doge…🙃🙄😂
I knew Karma was going be busy in 2025. I didn’t expect her to start at the top of the list! 🥰