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jcsalterego.bsky.social • 97 days ago

i'll take vaguely threatening emails from plumbing fixture companies for 500

this sink is really good at washing away blood!

why are they stabbing terry bradshaw (besides that)

The faucets are killer 🔪.

You know, you may need a murder capable sink for the holidays. Better safe than sorry.

paintedsky.ca•97 days ago

damn thanksgiving in america is… actually pretty much as violent as i expected

“No pesky DNA will be left behind by our sinks and faucets!”

lol at the knife and sparkles

He's an International Assassin, his weapon of choice: Delta Faucets.

Ok, joke if you must, Jerry, but most sinks clog so easily with bone fragments

Just teeth alone!

Be careful, Tom. Dental records are a thing

Tumbled in the insinkerator?

🤔🤔🤔

Delta, you have some explaining to do.

Jerry, do not, under any circumstances, let that sink in

THE SINK IS COMING FROM WITHIN THE HOUSE

God help us all

it’s to die for

The stars after suggest a happy ending.

they'll even let you do... backdoor stuff. they like it

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