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this is the account I hide from my mom I won my basketball fantasy league once and I’ve been chasing that high ever since Celtics (sorry), and CT sun
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in my dream last night I was a miniature sized man. I ran on the court and held that Achilles tendon together. Celtics tied the series to 2-2. Only Ben stiller saw me and he recognized my game, as all gamers should. He and spike Lee became Celtics fans. #celtics #knicks #nbasky

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Tatum masterclass legacy game, ended by a horrific injury. My tears will flood the entire north east #nbasky #celtics

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Can’t wait for Nico to trade Flagg 4-5 years from now! #nbasky

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In the state of Texas you are legally required to have at least one photo of yourself with finger guns

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We can all agree that the best part of a song is when they start running in the opening intro of an anime

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my next tattoo will be a payton pritchard card #celtics #nbasky

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i love the roster of the knicks so much too bad i love the celtics way more #nbasky

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rate my setup

submitted 59 days ago • 259 comments

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:

submitted 96 days ago • 465 comments

*flexing* *points to bicep* This right here buddy

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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

submitted 102 days ago • 2648 comments

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

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Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

submitted 108 days ago • 245 comments

who up burninating they countryside

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I saw slowdive live recently and it seemed like they just used windows vita screensavers and Winamp audio animations for their backgrounds music world take note #shoegaze

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 109 days ago • 137 comments

When I’m president my first executive order will be to make every single stall bathroom have a sign that says occupied or free when you lock/unlock it. My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”

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How are Shiba Inu’s feeling about DOGE? We need these interviews

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Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

submitted 110 days ago • 138 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 110 days ago • 493 comments

How likely will I get beat up by a child if it's my first time at a dojo?

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The other website is pretty much done

submitted 110 days ago • 707 comments

you tellin me a rat atou'd this ille

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

submitted 110 days ago • 442 comments

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 110 days ago • 619 comments

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

submitted 110 days ago • 162 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 111 days ago • 590 comments

the players' union should probably take a really close look at this one. the cba very clearly states that you have to retain a player if they're wearing your hat. for all i know he's taken off the hat since this picture was taken, but due diligence is warranted here

submitted 115 days ago • 26 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 115 days ago • 375 comments

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

submitted 115 days ago • 887 comments

After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State. -Susan Collins, 2027

submitted 116 days ago • 76 comments

I think one major takeaway from the election is that no matter what the data does or does not say about the strength of the economy, the most important thing you can do is spend eighteen hours a day online telling poor people they’re wrong

submitted 116 days ago • 33 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 116 days ago • 302 comments

It’s wild that the surgery that makes you taller prevents you from playing basketball for health reasons Why else would I want to get tall?????? I wanna DUNK

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My VPN works

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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 116 days ago • 219 comments

Really makes you think

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