Carry a piece of corrugated cardboard in your pocket for just such occasions. You will never again be perturbed by table or chair wobbles. I can not say the same for the tilt of your own axis.
Many cafe tables have these little feet on the bottom that can be adjusted since many cafe floors are ridiculously uneven and people just move the tables wherever they want. Usually a table is “set” to a certain spot but patrons want it somewhere else.
I'm going to create a product that is kinda like those little sugar packet holders, but instead it will hold little shims/wedges to slip under your table feet.
The guy who created those coffee cup insulating sleeves is a billionaire. Rocking tables seems like a problem ripe for a good solution...
Omg you’re so right 😂😂 I never even thought to question how I was taught hahaha I think it’s likely because we had cloth napkins, although the bar had disposable.
I'm sure someone must have responded with this already but to keep up with the Joker reference,
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy".
I hate that. I carry a few 3D-printed wedges in my wallet, with "Fix your tables!" on the flat side, which I leave under any wonky tables I come across.
I learned the art of fork tine fixing in college. The cafeteria forks were so thin you would bend them just stabbing your food.
For the table, my go-to is to see if they have the screw-in plastic feet that can be twisted to fix the wobble - before I go down the rabbit hole of sugar packets.
I was at a brand-new supermarket a couple days ago - not my choice, wife's idea - and I swear that the first cart I saw had an extremely wobbly wheel. They're not from wear - the gods of capitalism hate us.
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Are you telling me that TWO SUGAR PACKETS could have saved Gotham??
You want a wad of napkins to stick under it?
https://youtu.be/g12f7uDIGZc?si=k9JJPAMYiSsGEWOP
Used to collect them, but haven't seen any in 30 years.
Create citywide problems for a billionaire bat to resolve. ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️
Many cafe tables have these little feet on the bottom that can be adjusted since many cafe floors are ridiculously uneven and people just move the tables wherever they want. Usually a table is “set” to a certain spot but patrons want it somewhere else.
Hope this helps!
The guy who created those coffee cup insulating sleeves is a billionaire. Rocking tables seems like a problem ripe for a good solution...
Eventually it settles.
Peace, server confused though.
Had 7 espresso shots!?
Take the saw and saw all the legs off. Then take your shoes off and and sit down on the floor.
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy".
He could have even been the enwobbler
Small acts of rebellion.
"What, cured cancer?"
"No sir! We have created a serum that makes people look cool when trying to half-run across the road at a crosswalk!"
Imagine that energy focussed on something that matters.
For the table, my go-to is to see if they have the screw-in plastic feet that can be twisted to fix the wobble - before I go down the rabbit hole of sugar packets.