some personal news: i am looking for a technical cofounder and a culinary cofounder for my cubano slider drone delivery business - ThreadSky

jcsalterego.bsky.social • 20 days ago

some personal news: i am looking for a technical cofounder and a culinary cofounder for my cubano slider drone delivery business

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code.b0in.xyz•20 days ago

can't get the funding to make a regular sized sandwich??? silicon valley is so cooked

davidniallwilson.com•20 days ago

So... you are delivering cubano slider drones? Will they be carrying anyting, or, do you just have one arrive, and then you eat it?

cyclopsfromkrull.bsky.social•20 days ago

So the cubano sliders are delivering drones?

Do go on…

goldenapple.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'm that person i just need to sample first with a company card

luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•20 days ago

I am available as a culinary advisor. I am willing to work for $0 salary, but only if you name the business “the Cuban Missile Flights-is”.

This is non-negotiable.

meleriant.bsky.social•20 days ago

I volunteer to be a customer

jcsalterego.bsky.social•20 days ago

yes you can just show up to be a customer you don't need to volunteer

gregrank.us•20 days ago

My resume. That’s my drone

violanorth.bsky.social•20 days ago

Jerry, hear me out: two drones with panini press plates on top and bottom, flying in tandem and pressing the cubanos between them as they make their deliveries.

winterlightstudios.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤣

jcsalterego.bsky.social•20 days ago

i like the cut of your jib, sir

tinpottop.bsky.social•20 days ago

Attach Pez style dispensers on the sides for bread, meat, cheese, pickles, and condiments sprayer. Drones only have to land to refill the dispensers.

snowman.bsky.social•19 days ago

I am half great at both of those

jcsalterego.bsky.social•20 days ago

i will be in charge of R&D, which will consist of accepting deliveries and eating cubano sliders

rjaynot.bsky.social•20 days ago

No jerry, you are describing the quality control/testing department. Quick change your statement 🤦‍♀️

blopeep.bsky.social•20 days ago

Well Jerry, it's not compliant if engineering is in charge of Q&A.

Clearly, you need to hire me to ensure things are being thoroughly and deliciously tested.

rhcmuts.bsky.social•20 days ago

One consistent bug though, that I couldn't seem to iron out in my last attempt. Cubanos delivered always arrive half-eaten?

Where do I sign up?

denshewman.bsky.social•20 days ago

I have great experience in wanting to eat cubanos for free, may I intern?

nick.scialli.me•20 days ago

I'm in, delivering cubano slider drones sounds like an important mission

subphr3q.bsky.social•19 days ago

trebuchet for local flying slider deliveries 📦 would be medieval 🏰 !

siege hunger! 🤣❤️‍🔥👾

markbirch.bsky.social•20 days ago

When you are ready to fundraise let me know

opaleidolon.bsky.social•20 days ago

I guess we could use my Jewish space laser for something.

iaminigo.bsky.social•20 days ago

Well now I want a Cubano delivered. How soon can I expect it after a $47B investment?

gangsta-mermaid.bsky.social•19 days ago

Hey I'm a chef with over 20 years experience. I wrote a recipe that fed millions of breastfeeding moms.

I also know how to make my own pickles and Cubano bread.

I think you would be so much fun to work with sir! 😁

andyoregon.bsky.social•20 days ago

Sir how will you protect the sandwiches from flying insects?

winterlightstudios.bsky.social•20 days ago

Hot panini grill and habanero peppers?

jcsalterego.bsky.social•20 days ago

more, tiny fans

trixie-jones.bsky.social•20 days ago

Count me in as your test market!

zoltanshields.bsky.social•20 days ago

How are you fixed for the role of "talentless ideas-person"? For all I lack in aptitude, I make up for in suggestions.

ajoselynf.bsky.social•20 days ago

Why do I see all your posts if I’m not following you and I say “see less of this”??? It’s almost funny at this point.

jcsalterego.bsky.social•20 days ago

haha. there's always mute/block

cockfucker.bsky.social•20 days ago

I bet if they try to mute or block you they will somehow see even more of your skeets

wirelessben.bsky.social•19 days ago

@ajoselynf.bsky.social You must poke this bear.

unknownhost77.bsky.social•19 days ago

What's the odds? Today is BOTH our lucky days. I too am looking for ways to better market my Cubano slider drones! The problem I keep having is the drones deliver stuff then the client takes the stuff and eats the drone.

jchrisa.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'll look on Fiverr for you.

bookofsaturdays.bsky.social•20 days ago

I have over 50 years of experience eating. And a masters degree. In eating sandwiches.

designerplant.bsky.social•20 days ago

I’ll handle the culinary end you have to put up all the money though. Let’s do this.

brainslugs83.bsky.social•20 days ago

Well, I'm no "bigballs", but if you're that desperate, it would be hard to do worse. 😉

sigmundfrood.bsky.social•20 days ago

Let’s offline so you can download me the deets, bro.

foolishstanczyk.bsky.social•20 days ago

I can help with the sandwiches but the drones are beyond my range.

summerlee.xyz•20 days ago

🐰👩‍🍳

robb.doering.ai•20 days ago

I’m not sure a Cubano could fit a drone…

winterlightstudios.bsky.social•20 days ago

I've seen drones with with a 200 pound maximum payload capacity... they probably needed around 100 pounds of LiPo batteries to fly though.

I imagine they'll be quite expensive though; nowadays in the Idiocracy, worth at least a dozen eggs.

emkaydub.bsky.social•19 days ago

Don’t know anyone, but this is a dope idea! Way to go and keep up the good work!!

sajonw.bsky.social•19 days ago

Are they like mini Cuban sandwiches. I grew up in Miami and man do I miss an authentic Cuban sandwich on real Cuban bread. Yummm

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