multiple forms of sushi transportation (moat, railroad tracks, conveyer belt) in my home could fix me - ThreadSky

jcsalterego.bsky.social • 11 days ago

multiple forms of sushi transportation (moat, railroad tracks, conveyer belt) in my home could fix me

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queenkamala69.bsky.social•11 days ago

As long as Trump isn’t bringing my sushi to me, I would be okay

canadianjeffery.bsky.social•11 days ago

No drones? it's 2025.

davidseandunn.bsky.social•10 days ago

Have you ever considered the possibility that you don't need fixing?

domacrush.bsky.social•11 days ago

More homes need a sushi boat moat as part of their kitchen seating/island area.

omenthemarked.bsky.social•11 days ago

Give me a little sushi lazy river. Or some sort of sushi-based rube-goldberg machine. Hell yeah.

danky-janky.bsky.social•11 days ago

😎Hell Yeah!
Where do I invest?!

pete-etep.bsky.social•11 days ago

riddle me this is wasabi sabi's evil twin

chasmanla.bsky.social•11 days ago

No more efficient way than the sushi boat

kickeybean.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sushi bus

jcsalterego.bsky.social•11 days ago

would board

wmjones.bsky.social•11 days ago

Wood board.

wmjones.bsky.social•11 days ago

theveganbutcher.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sushi CatBus

mattydean.bsky.social•11 days ago

Here’s an option! This has been all over my socials recently.

Although I hate to think what my algorithm looked like to prompt this.

https://youtu.be/e8oR4DB6SAA?si=FmJI1m_rCJa8XvLW

ifthepantsfit.bsky.social•11 days ago

When Sushi has batter public transportation than every North American city

says-rights.bsky.social•11 days ago

No sushi rotating room? You can't just disrespect the classics

opaleidolon.bsky.social•11 days ago

Little sushi drones?

noah-riggs.bsky.social•11 days ago

Honestly been thinking about mini drones in our homes a lot for assistance..?

opaleidolon.bsky.social•11 days ago

As long as you don’t have cats (or your cats aren’t like mine), it’s definitely an idea worth trying.

noah-riggs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ah. We DO have a collection of those Cat things that will surely be problematic. Thanks for saving me from brainstorming any further.

mariojoker.bsky.social•11 days ago

They gotta do a fucking hyper loop dude. And its the rail road track but like.. made by an asshole

mizboognish.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yass

caryesq.bsky.social•11 days ago

Been to moat and conveyor belt sushi, would love to check out the railroad track sushi.

videohead.bsky.social•10 days ago

Swim up sushi bar

brightandshinynyc.bsky.social•11 days ago

Unagi Don straight into my mouth from a conveyer belt, on demand, like I a was cartoon character….I’d be so fixed

hawco.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sushi glory hole?

mattydean.bsky.social•11 days ago

Ok. I posted the whole video so it’s not copying you right?

patlalaver01.bsky.social•11 days ago

Conveyor belt.

bfn.bsky.social•11 days ago

A belt manlift to confirm you’re still young each time you use it.

jaded-escapist.bsky.social•11 days ago

Now I just have empty small dishes continuously circulating in my home. Something does not add up. Wait?! Are you actually making the sushi?

thundergunz.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hear me out…

annmariethurmond.bsky.social•11 days ago

Totally concur

shidatja.bsky.social•10 days ago

.. you forgot robo-sushi jerry 🤖

alexcartaz.bsky.social•11 days ago

Definitely railroad

acerbicotter.bsky.social•11 days ago

sushi drones?

vondudek.bsky.social•10 days ago

I don't know which one would be more fun, a sushi trebuchet or a sushi teleporter?

paarsec.com•11 days ago

they need to lead straight to my mouth if possible

danky-janky.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sushi✌🏽 Gotta Roll!
Not been Soba in years!😎

markhughesfilms.bsky.social•11 days ago

Dream on. Nobody’s cracked the tech to make functional railroad tracks out of sushi.

11b40.bsky.social•11 days ago

Karlette

spideyhood.bsky.social•11 days ago

Looking at newly installed slot racer sushi delivery track in disgust thinking it could have been a moat. What was I thinking.

ok-sure.bsky.social•11 days ago

Tiny spider butlers that drop from the ceiling on delicate threads to deliver a sushi piece directly into your mouth wherever you happen to be seated

pete-etep.bsky.social•11 days ago

i like it. i have been eating spiders in my sleep, naturally, but id rather eat rice based japanese styled confections

sinnsearanuaine.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh, go ahead...steal ideas from my upcoming Vegas show, why don't you

ramonara.bsky.social•11 days ago

yas!

theveganbutcher.bsky.social•11 days ago

We had a magnetic one near me where the plates just slid across the countertop, magnets hidden from view.

Or it was sushi magic.

devonveebee.bsky.social•11 days ago

There’s a joke in here somewhere about Trump’s dumbass magnets comments today, but I can’t quite find it.

skibee.bsky.social•11 days ago

A drone would be fun.

luna-eirene.bsky.social•11 days ago

Well duh sushi 🍣 fixes everything

danky-janky.bsky.social•11 days ago

dmckendr.bsky.social•11 days ago

Taco trucks on every corner & I'm in.

atokanannaj.bsky.social•11 days ago

I also like to eat sushi.

njsleviathan.bsky.social•11 days ago

Homing pigeon delivery would be great as well

yooberz.postes.club•11 days ago

Roomba, drone, pneumatic tube

jcsalterego.bsky.social•11 days ago

ugh yes of course. of course!!

illimij.bsky.social•11 days ago

Pack horse probably not so great.

jcsalterego.bsky.social•11 days ago

...unless?

illimij.bsky.social•11 days ago

you had horse sashimi when it arrived!

balaenacetus.bsky.social•10 days ago

Can we get a Sushi Monorail? Maybe a Sushi Submarine?

sweetpetunia.bsky.social•11 days ago

I wouldn’t turn away from a tamagoyaki trebuchet.

aguns.bsky.social•11 days ago

Isn't anyone worried the little sushi boats in the moat will capsize? It doesn't want to go back into the water!

theveganbutcher.bsky.social•11 days ago

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

lucy-bee.bsky.social•11 days ago

How do you feel about small drones for emergency feedings?

phos--fate.bsky.social•11 days ago

always been partial to a pulley system myself

mickeybiz.bsky.social•11 days ago

Pigeons with little hats.

here-lies-will.bsky.social•11 days ago

A sushi moat will, however, give you a sushi legionella

irish-seanchai.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sakana in Miami Beach delivers sushi via moat and could solve your itch! https://yelp.to/r7kYHE9O_C

alexconde.bsky.social•10 days ago

That's a rock solid game idea - Sushi Transporter

staciegregory.bsky.social•11 days ago

Moat has to be filled with low sodium soy sauce, though.

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