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asharangappa.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Are you there, God? It’s me, Donald

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jameshooks.bsky.social•2 days ago

God:

cooper1957.bsky.social•3 days ago

grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social•3 days ago

WHO'S DONALD?

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loveisphere.bsky.social•3 days ago

Omg

biscuitdrives.bsky.social•3 days ago

God. God. God.

ldburnett.bsky.social•3 days ago

God: Who?

chrisjustice01.bsky.social•3 days ago

(Collect call) #DonTheCon

squirrels1963.bsky.social•3 days ago

💯. Very weird to throw a shout out to God after bombing a country. Like a last ditch effort to his base or to stay out of hell🤷🏼‍♀️

mrsbettybowers.bsky.social•2 days ago

GOD: "Who?"

agentlb.bsky.social•2 days ago

I am here. We need to talk people.

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maximustm.bsky.social•2 days ago

The other guy: "I think you meant me."

dizavid.bsky.social•2 days ago

Satan: Hey don't lay that garbage on my front door either.

liedetektr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Satan.

deedub436.bsky.social•2 days ago

God:

diamondlifeca.bsky.social•2 days ago

“We love you God”

Sure Jan 😏

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slouchyr.bsky.social•2 days ago

He was afraid of bursting into flame if he touched that Bible. Somewhat surprising Melania didn't.

maryamobgyn.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

fuzzysoft.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't think it's God who'll answer the phone.

sholahoon.bsky.social•3 days ago

God seems misplaced in this announcement from Hell

lostsoul4521.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

typoattack.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tales Of A Presidential Nothing

julmm.bsky.social•3 days ago

perfect

giggles708.bsky.social•3 days ago

💀

geoffcasavant.bsky.social•2 days ago

New creation, who dis?

julmm.bsky.social•3 days ago

i needed this.

claudiakrieger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ahhhh-haaa-haaa-haaa! The last time he touched a Bible he burned his fingers!

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firthermor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Where is my Rapture⁉️, Mike Johnson

disgustedinfl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Doomsday plane. Saw some articles recently. Curious, Is this really a legit thing and, if so, is it still located at JB Andrews as of tonight?

aegg527.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆

brixnstixnpux.bsky.social•2 days ago

I enjoyed the part where Donald gets his first period

ralstonchampagnie.com•3 days ago

No...he's thinks he's God...what else a felon would think, isn't it?

norbizness.bsky.social•3 days ago

God, you know I hate you and your communist son, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Mammon-worshiper, but I can't bloody well thank Croesus on the air.

mjpiper.bsky.social•3 days ago

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julievjennz.bsky.social•3 days ago

If only his big boy birthday parade hadn’t been a flop.

jkurr.bsky.social•3 days ago

Suckers & Losers, pls go fight for me & my failing presidency in Iran

lauramntsprg.bsky.social•2 days ago

new number who this???

n90jmd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Apparently @thegodpodcast.com ‘s voicemail is full. Pretty sure it’s been flooded with the same message lol

jessetheglide.bsky.social•3 days ago

judy blume lol

omiedathomie.bsky.social•3 days ago

We love you for. Shout out!

dogturd1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Donald J Chump is the anti christ

bob-fay.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bibi's Bitch

weingust.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who?

weingust.bsky.social•3 days ago

An attempt to shore up support among his base, whom he knows to be split on this matter.

zooker.bsky.social•3 days ago

My first response was laughter, but it is too appauling.

ponyperson.bsky.social•3 days ago

I must
I must
I must increase my trust

arudder.bsky.social•2 days ago

New phone! Who dat?!

storyheadjill.bsky.social•3 days ago

stosh80.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah seriously wtf was that absurd thanking God at the end!

debsaysno.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounded kind of breathless and shaky today. Definitely sundowning.

gardener68.bsky.social•3 days ago

😆 It feels wrong to laugh at a time like this but…😆😆😆

taucabalander.bsky.social•3 days ago

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leafer1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Um, now would be a great time for them to answer. I have Hozier's Yell all cued up 🇨🇦

margaretweant.bsky.social•3 days ago

Doubly ironic since you’re quoting from a book that is now banned from multiple school libraries….

thatatheisthussy.bsky.social•3 days ago

skiwatch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who? Dumbold ...... let me transfer you down .......

bullit-n-i.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like the way you think...

mswoofs.bsky.social•2 days ago

God has him blocked for spamming scams. 🤣

slippinjimmy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah what the hell was that

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