Things that used to hurt my back:
*Jumping off garages
*Crashing my bike
*Falling out of trees
*Diving into the shallow end
*Contact sports
Things that hurt my back now:
*Sneezing
*Mopping the floor
*Washing the dishes
*Cooking huge meals
*Brushing my teeth
*Tying my shoes
*Rolling over in bed
*Jumping off garages
*Crashing my bike
*Falling out of trees
*Diving into the shallow end
*Contact sports
Things that hurt my back now:
*Sneezing
*Mopping the floor
*Washing the dishes
*Cooking huge meals
*Brushing my teeth
*Tying my shoes
*Rolling over in bed
Comments
When you reach your dotage. All the above will be done by someone else.
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Also
*Too much yoga
Do I really need a back? Can't I just be a head with arms and legs attached directly to it like I was drawn by a 3 year old?