Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
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I would say are you kidding me but I know you're not. His ass has got to go no more wasting our money no more cutesy b******* on makeup to try to cover up his alcoholism or his treason enough they've got to go one way or another no more dragging feet
Oh, give me a break … these “war fighters” need to make sure their clown face is just perfect for the camera? JFC, I’m so embarrassed by this joke of an administration. These “tough guys” sure need a lot of pampering.
Arrogant, hotheaded, immature. We shouldn’t even be talking about the Secretary of Defense…he should be doing his work out of the limelight…quietly, competently, and with the full confidence of the American people. This is a travesty.
#HegsethMustResign.
They project what they are… whenever they’re crying about something wrong, what someone’s doing, it’s best to look at them directly, confessions are what they are.
I'm on his Signal chat for some reason and apparently Meal Team Six are going to spring a personal makeup artist from El Salvador in 15 minutes. He'll be kept in a secure facility in the bowels of the Pentagon and have additional duties to instruct Kilmeade not to say "former defense secretary".
Seriously?!? Right, you’re not The Onion. Sheesh. If we’re lucky, he’ll be replaced before he can misappropriate defense dollars, which are already, a lot
Where’s that Sharpie when you need it?
But seriously, eyebrow pencil, some silver eye shadow for the gray,and some Qtips should fix that, or so I’m told.
What happened to merit??? Maybe just use people for TV who are that beautiful without makeup. But yeh, this is just what our macho warrior culture needs.... Make up.
She’ll have had more plastic surgery by the time I finish this post. Ooo, maybe that’s what the $3000 was for in her handbag. Botox for dessert, anyone?
There is not enough makeup in the world to cover how ugly his soul is. Next Krist Noem will have Botox appointments done in her office.
WTF is going on here
I keep saying over and over that all of this is nothing but a reality TV show. The entire old cast got voted off because they were boring… please please bring back boring government
They all wear strange makeup. The more conservative, the more makeup they smear on. Hopefully they hire makeup artists that will blend their makeup at the jawline, and forehead. I’ve seen some men looking like party clowns.
Hegseth, We do not need a Pretty Boy running our military. We need a real Man with integrity and experience under his belt not just dirt on his shoes. Elon here is a prime example of our Tax Dollars being wasted. Put a STOP to this kind of government waste.
Maybe Donold, The King of Bronzer, can do it for him. Or Little Marco, since he hasn’t figured out this whole Secretary of State thing. They both have plenty of time on their teeny hands.
That’s not very gender conforming behavior. A man with painted nails makes them lose their minds, but having a makeup station to doll-up every day is okay? All of them are hypocrites.
I was thinking the same thing. I don’t for gender conforming rules, dress in what makes you feel good. But the hypocrisy! Good grief. These are not people connected to reality or logic.
So no food inspections, no cancer research, no aid to foreign countries, no meals on wheels, cuts to Medicaid, but hey pete can get his makeup done so he looks good for the cameras. Wtf?
Can we look forward to YouTube make-up tutorials hosted by Pete Hegshit?
The first episode should be "How J.D. Vance applies eyeliner to his eyes, balls, and anus".
My initial reaction was to check the source, fully expecting The Onion. Then the expression “putting lipstick in a pig” came to mind. What a f’ing nightmare.
I literally see the USA across a river every day on break & lunch. Huge part of my life and this is heartbreaking. …. Hoping that the power of the good people overcomes! ❤️
I live right on the Washington boarder with BC. I remember when my dad would go across the border with zero obstacles to buy gas & milk (because it was cheaper then).
Now you couldn't pay me enough to dip my toe across it.
The guy needs to be fired. It is outrageous that even the GOP isn't calling for him to be removed. He is a complete disaster and ongoing threat to our national security. We are so flippin vulnerable.
I forgot about Junior.
Yep he’s as over-baked as the others.
No one would care one way or the other what makeup one wears, it’s the Trump regimes put down of others that makes them fair game. Which makes ya want to point out their vile hypocrisy.
Exactly. The whole macho alpha male ethos is at odds with makeup, which is typically used to cover flaws (alpha males cannot admit to these), appear younger (only women are supposed to care about that) and have a more pleasing appearance (alpha males do not “please” others).
I mean, TV hosts do because of the lights. It was also fun to observe during Covid how many (male) academic experts with TV side gigs apparently had their hair dyed and didn't know how to do it at home.
Hegseth is the leader of the mightiest fighting machine in the world, I think he can leave off the toner and stop worrying about applying blush and work on his integrity, honor and obeying protocols instead.
Please be nice. He is going through a period of dysphoria. Kicks out transgender military members. Installs a makeup studio to do makeup with Trump and Vance. Now he is struggling with dysphoria trying to deny those feelings covering as an alpha male.
Next step, estrogen and T blockers.
What i don't understand is why, if he is going to spend that much money and have makeup slapped on his face, why he ends up looking like he has rolled around in a mud puddle so often. The same thing with that mop of wild hair that looks like it has been though a wind tunnel. get a cheap wig.
Has that photo been enhanced? He’s always ugly but in this one, his face is so puffy? His “bronzer” couldn’t make his face less puffy? No wonder he’s so insecure- he’s gross. He’s always been ugly, even when he was young. I remember visiting NYC in 05-06 being disgusted, snarling at his building.
The Trump regime is so homophobic and hateful to anyone doing their own thing.
They don’t realize just how out of step they are with their makeup wearing as straight white maga men.
There's not enough makeup in the world to cover up his incompetence.
To the military, their families, friends, & communities, you TRULY deserve a better leader than this "G.I. No Bro." Your life isn't an online game. Your achievements aren't his to take credit for.
Just think how much a study could benefit this boob! I’m not against men doing something to improve their looks: just think of Stephen Miller with a wig and having his fangs filed! But Hegseth needs the Wizard’s help with a brain; a makeup studio can’t help that.
I almost thought this was parody. So the guy that’s against trans people wears makeup and needs a makeup room. Costing tax payers probably in the 5 figures. I don’t recall predecessors being so media thirsty.
Discussions on platforms like Reddit and Quora indicate that a bill passed in Texas might have been interpreted as criminalizing men wearing makeup by classifying it as "sexualized conduct". TX Republicans, anti-drag, & anti-trans attempt at harassment!
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#HegsethMustResign.
#MAGAEQUALSNAZI
#DICTATORFORADAY
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Is this from The Onion?
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Or is it to hide evidence of drunkeness?
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Narcissus?😂
But seriously, eyebrow pencil, some silver eye shadow for the gray,and some Qtips should fix that, or so I’m told.
Laugh out loud
Anyway, it's a place to hide his booze
Plus they are so worried about drag, so fitting to point out how far back that goes.
Now that you mention it.
He didn’t get to enjoy (is that the right word? utilize?) it for very long.
WTF is going on here
The first episode should be "How J.D. Vance applies eyeliner to his eyes, balls, and anus".
I think that's where most of his television appearances occur.
What if Barack/Hillary/Kamala Had Done That ?
Now you couldn't pay me enough to dip my toe across it.
Where is DOGE!?
Which shade of orange shall I paint today?
Donald, Vance and Hegseth, they all wear more makeup than most women I know.
These are the alpha male white supremacists?
Really? 🤔
Yep he’s as over-baked as the others.
No one would care one way or the other what makeup one wears, it’s the Trump regimes put down of others that makes them fair game. Which makes ya want to point out their vile hypocrisy.
However it’s the hypocrisy of their double standard I point out.
These straight white “macho” maga men can wear makeup all they want but they appose other men that are trans or gay etc… to do the same.
None of their hateful ideology makes any sense.
I don’t know a single one… ever.
It wouldn’t matter who wears what it’s their put down of others that makes pointing out their hypocrisy necessary.
Ever. That would have been sissyfied to the men I knew.
But to each their own.
Absolutely.
Next step, estrogen and T blockers.
The Trump regime is so homophobic and hateful to anyone doing their own thing.
They don’t realize just how out of step they are with their makeup wearing as straight white maga men.
It’s like, make up your mind magas…
It’s the hypocrisy I’m pointing out.
I suppose lying through your teeth daily would probably make a person insecure wouldn’t it.
#PrettyPetey
#HandsOffNow
#HandsOffMakeup
#HandsOffCancerResearch
#HandsOffSeniors
#HandsOffSocialSecurity
#HegsethHandsomeSyndrome
To the military, their families, friends, & communities, you TRULY deserve a better leader than this "G.I. No Bro." Your life isn't an online game. Your achievements aren't his to take credit for.