literally there's no conspiracy bro we are just saying out loud in public that we hope you die and your company fails because you're a bad person and do bad things and it would be nice if bad stuff happened to you - ThreadSky

jelenawoehr.bsky.social • 1 day ago

literally there's no conspiracy bro we are just saying out loud in public that we hope you die and your company fails because you're a bad person and do bad things and it would be nice if bad stuff happened to you

Reposted from Mediaite

'They Basically Wanna Kill Me': Musk Alleges Cloak-and-Dagger Conspiracy Is Trying To Take Him Down

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rubberfairybea.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't necessarily want him to die, going away forever is also acceptable, I just don't see it happening any other way.

raretype.bsky.social•1 day ago

We should trap him in the Phantom Zone

soyweiser.bsky.social•1 day ago

He can't even stop himself from lying about the people who are after him.

trickyc66.bsky.social•1 day ago

noncontroversial

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

"my enemies are trying to use a secret weapon of mass destruction they call 'karma' to end my life"

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

cloak (public posts under our real names) and dagger (wishing a thing would happen)

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

there's a secret conspiracy where people show up in person with signs at my car dealerships and say what they would like to see happen to my business

it is very underground you see

templinjay.bsky.social•1 day ago

“You’ve probably never heard of it. It’s from Canada.”
Sad hipster vibes.

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

first time someone wished you were dead??? congratulations on never having been a middle school girl who refused to go out with someone

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

this guy is inches from going office to office looking for a Senator willing to sponsor legislation requiring everybody to like him

badassforthepeople.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

allpunandgames.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump already said that the Tesla boycott is illegal, which suggests that the First Amendment has a secret loophole if free speech makes Elon Musk sufficiently sad

astercaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

he's just being antisemetic again. it's the "globalist elites manipulating from the shadows" shtick.

jelenawoehr.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a Jew who hopes he dies, I wish it was true!!!

joshoconnorchen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, I didn't think I was being subtle.

calder12.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is like the conspiracy that there is a secret cabal of rich people that are trying to take over the world.

It's not a secret, and they are doing it right out in the open for all to see.

astercaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

you know when they say that they don't mean actual rich people who are predominantly christrian though, right?

sjponeill.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mars is the only safe place for him.

He needs to lead the way...

badjohnbrown.bsky.social•1 day ago

I 100% would enjoy watching bad things happen to bad people like Elon Musk.

miaofdoom.bsky.social•1 day ago

They could broadcast it on pay per view and make enough to pay off the national debt.

eustaciavye77.bsky.social•1 day ago

I figure one of his exploding cars will do the job before anyone gets a chance.

awedandflawed.bsky.social•1 day ago

If the Segway did in its inventor, it's only just that's how Elon goes out.

eustaciavye77.bsky.social•1 day ago

is that a thing that happened? I never paid much attention to the segway.

joff.bsky.social•1 day ago

From what I remember he drove one off a cliff somehow

awedandflawed.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't think he 'drove', exactly, I thought it was it rolled backwards?

kozufox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Like bro, there's an angry pitchfork mob outside your castle chanting "kill the vampire!", nobody is hiding their desire to see you burn to a crisp in the sunlight.

majingojira.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Consequences?! For My Actions!? That's impossible! It must be a Conspiracy!"

geekymeerkat.bsky.social•1 day ago

That reminds me of all the people that claim the protesters are being paid to be there. As if there aren't plenty of people willing to do that for free.

rosedees.bsky.social•1 day ago

*I* dont wanna kill you elon- But i dont want you to live past today and would prolly visit the post your heads put on afterward to draw on your dead face.

If youre afraid to die- then go to prison. cause your future graves a toilet as is anyway.

eyeharthomonyms.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gosh it's nice to hear he lives in constant fear.

Hope it sucks!

daddeh.bsky.social•1 day ago

My personal fav is for him to live long enough to see his name become a shorthand term for "hubris, stupidity, overreach, ugliest motherfucker on earth, and failure" that goes forward from now on

ambignostic.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s not conspiracy, just consensus

kenhes.bsky.social•1 day ago

We don't want to stab him in the back....the front will do fine.
#Musk

wtfdor.bsky.social•1 day ago

💯

d4fords.bsky.social•1 day ago

👍Amen! Says the atheist!! 😇

badassforthepeople.bsky.social•1 day ago

I understand that it’s not usually okay to throat punch people…. But I really, really want to every time I see him. It is very good that I don’t know how to teleport yet. 😒😣