If you've read Jasper Fforde's Shades of Grey (absolutely NOT like the 50 Shades book) then you would realise how important sporks could be.
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You know what? I grasp the notion of calling something a "teaspoon", but why a "tablespoon"? Why not a "chairspoon" or "bucketspoon"? What does a table have to do with a spoon? "Soupspoon" might make more sense, but not much makes sense anymore. I don't lose any sporkin' sleep over it.
I think any cutlery problems should be aimed at the chopstick. Even for those people who are very adept in their use, they could never argue that they outdo any of the holy trinity of utensils: knife, fork or spoon. I refuse to learn how to use them(again..)
Can’t imagine this being a problem for you, so u don’t like them. Big whoop. Sucks to be u? I mean🤨… I wld of been committed if I ever ranted about sporks, SPORKS?!? life seems stressful😉🙄
"Phew, we made it through a rough couple of days of failed coup attempts and CEO murders. Finally, we can kick back and run that anti-spork piece we've been sitting on!" --Grauniad editors
A properly designed spork is quite utilitarian and precludes the need for more than one utensil. Considering the number of useless one off utensils available I should think one could find another worthy of empty ire. Me thinks the author doth have too much free time. OR is simply a spoon bigot.
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There is still a disturbing lack of consistency 🤭
Replies from Owen Jones's followers include memes of Adolf Hitler and Nazi swastikas.
Who are you people? Puke.
A spork is just a tool. Think of it as a Pozidriv screwdriver, or a claw hammer: it won't work for everything, but it's ideal for some things.
I find a spork perfect for curries and fusilli pasta, but wouldn't use it for spaghetti or a steak 🙄