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retr0.id • 390 days ago

learning CAP theorem so I can understand jokes about CAP theorem

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dfeldman.org•390 days ago

i special ordered a CAP theorem cap at one point

dfeldman.org•390 days ago

no one understood

aparker.io•390 days ago

not knowing something has never stopped me from making jokes about it

brayo.dev•390 days ago

It's a 2 minute read on Wikipedia

retr0.id•390 days ago

If learning things was based on the length of time it takes to read the wikipedia article, I'd know a lot more things.

brayo.dev•390 days ago

It's enough information to understand the memes though

jimnobu.tv•390 days ago

No cap?

zig.computer•390 days ago

dropping ACID (operations) on the timeline

strangecasts.bsky.social•390 days ago

You have a concurrent transaction problem. You attempt to solve it with a consistent, available and partition-tolerant data store. Now you

You attempt to solve it with a partition-tolerant, consistent, available and data store. You have a concurrent transaction problem. Now you have one problem.

retr0.id•390 days ago

Maybe I should just learn CAP theorem by reading jokes about CAP theorem

stevehuntsman.bsky.social•390 days ago

Static analyzer for concurrent processes using exotic mathematics, viz. directed algebraic topology

natanael.bsky.social•390 days ago

Eventually consistent cultural osmosis, but you might suffer split brain for a while

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