I wish I’d scheduled a colonoscopy tomorrow because I’d rather be unconscious and have a scope shoved up my ass than watch a second of the inauguration.
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We are all going to need others to pick us up during these next 4 yrs. So, keep the TV off unless it's a show that isn't news related.
Cook order your favorite foods
Play your favorite music & pump up the volume.
Call friends who are on the same page as you.
Have a glass of wine or an entire bottle😅
We went out in single digit weather to have lunch to avoid it all and wouldn't you know, this Maga guy sits in the booth parallel to us and played the whole thing on his phone, with no earphones...I was so ticked!
💯💯💯💯 Im driving someone to the airport and already have an audiobook ready so I can avoid the news. Might find a carwash on the way back and get a detail.
I thought the joke was going to be something like, “if a man is up my ass tomorrow, I hope he takes my insurance.” That’s not quite it but it’s in the ballpark.
I played Aggravation with my granddaughter, did dishes and laundry. Tonight I plan on having wine and cheese after walking my dog in sub zero weather. I have a Stephen King novel I plan to break open. I’m certain it won’t be as horrific as what was happening today while I wasn’t watching.
I understand your frustration, but let's try to find a more constructive way to express ourselves. We should focus on promoting positivity and respect for our leaders, regardless of our differences.
I scheduled a blood test and ultrasound. Also need to clean the litterbox. Pretty sure there is no reason to watch or digest. I can be busy doing nothing for quite some time
I hear you. I’m physically ill over this. How do I know it’s this and not a flu? Because I had my scans on Fri and was given a thumbs up. Let’s see what happens in April for my next scans. Ugh
Just don't watch ! Put something else on !
@tylerperryy.bsky.social 's The Six Triple Eight is a FANTASTIC movie!!
HIGHLY recommend and a GREAT alternative to watching the sh** show that will be going on today.
Will not have any news on for next 4 yrs.Now that we can stream, thanks to Biden & Ds,we have thousands to shows to watch.No news channels in our house.Cant stand to see Trump or Rs on TV.
Understand. However, you always have the choice to not turn on the, tv, radio or visit social media. You have the power to refuse to watch or listen to it. Exercise that power! I sure will be!!
Speaking of colonoscopies, I think the capitol police & clean up crew who had to pick up the feces left by the violent trumpanzees on the walls during the insurrection should put it back on the walls for trump's inauguration...
@GOP @SenateGOP
@HouseGOP https://nypost.com/.../rioters-left-feces-urine-in.../
There should be a drop-in colonoscopy cafe you can go to to avoid unpleasant/boring/laborious stuff spontaneously and shoot the shit with other shirkers.
"Yeah, I'd love to help you move but what can I do - I've got a colonoscopy today. 🤷🏻"
Being retired has it benefits, tomorrow’s plan involves a perfectly legal gummie kind of day. Already developed a skill set of news media avoidance but in need of movie or series suggestions.
I am going to watch some movies & cook one of my favorite meals. I'm going to enjoy myself right up until Trump takes my healthcare away & I die because of it. Trump wants you to feel depressed. Don't give him that. Fuck him. Best revenge: find a way to enjoy life despite him. Take MAGA's fun away.
I have not been very happy since the election, but this made me laugh out loud. I always thought there was nothing worse than a colonoscopy, until now.
I've never watched one in my life. Why start now?
People spend so much time talking about Trump he must be the greatest thing in the world.
He's nothing.
My sister said she was going to clean out her garage than watch. Me, I watched "World's Dumbest" on TRU.
(Which is close to what I would have been seeing)
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Cook order your favorite foods
Play your favorite music & pump up the volume.
Call friends who are on the same page as you.
Have a glass of wine or an entire bottle😅
And I'm bald.
So yeah - lots of things I would put beneath "getting 'scoped" on the distasteful list.
(They wouldn't give me Xanax last time; my pulse was at 44, so...)
04/12/1861, 12/07/1941, 11/22/1963, 09/11/2001, 01/06/2021, 01/20/2025
We're all stuck.
My petty ass is turning into this- the Meidas puppy and kitten inauguration. They're aiming to get better ratings than Dump.
Https://www.youtube.com/live/ICFiwn3-SOA?si=QIp6VdsFptn0i59j
If I were bald, I’d tell people “No. I gotta wash my hair.”
And if I had no teeth, I’d tell people “No. I gotta go in for a root canal.”
Etc.
Ask the doctor for a child scope
Great job
@tylerperryy.bsky.social 's The Six Triple Eight is a FANTASTIC movie!!
HIGHLY recommend and a GREAT alternative to watching the sh** show that will be going on today.
If you’re gonna be watching an asshole, it’s far better to watch your own rather than him!
It's amazing like The Fantastic Voyage but with no Rachel.
They save lives and
new Presidents should get them
bi weekly for safety.
We can't sleep through this
@GOP @SenateGOP
@HouseGOP
https://nypost.com/.../rioters-left-feces-urine-in.../
I agree with your sentiment though
People were farming around here before the Romans.
I don’t know about divine intervention.
Perspective can sometimes help.
Earned a follow.
💙
I just cannot bear to see that hideous face or here that annoying voice! Never mind the verbal diarrhea!!😱😱😱
"Yeah, I'd love to help you move but what can I do - I've got a colonoscopy today. 🤷🏻"
No propofol.
It's gonna last 4 years, 2 years if everyone wakes up and fixes shit at midterms
it should be a fun time for someone.
Isn't that what's really important here ?
I've got student dentist torture story's .
People spend so much time talking about Trump he must be the greatest thing in the world.
He's nothing.
(Which is close to what I would have been seeing)
We're just going to read our books about Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and all of our outdoor lights will be off.
We have a Mourning Ribbon on our flag, so that will stay in position.