Sometimes the only way to repair a strained relationship is by taking them to see this neat thing that just happens to be stored in your family's burial vaults but nooooo, they're too worried about being entombed alive behind a brick wall to come.
When one of my kids put faux brick wall paper in their dining room, I replied in Facebook “For the love of God, Montresor!” His older brother laughed for half an hour before explaining it to his wife, who’s not a Poe fan
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Goddamn it, Jeff, this is why I hate you.