What if the Devil made Lego? Not regular Lego, but a new kind of Lego. The Devil's Lego. - ThreadSky

marygillis.bsky.social • 4 days ago

What if the Devil made Lego? Not regular Lego, but a new kind of Lego.
The Devil's Lego.

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carrier-media.co.uk•4 days ago

Well, that sounds terrible.

bonkoboi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Instead of Lego Duplo, it’s Lego Triplo on account of the three 6’s

eilatan.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m pretty sure that regular Lego is pretty demonic…looks around at all the built and unbuilt sets in my house…

geekysteven.com•3 days ago

Ah yes, two mini figs, one brick

marygillis.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Devil's Lego would not be bricks. They'd probably be hexagons, the most evil shape. Or sphericons, the spheres that can cut you.

bachlvrdwb.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now that's how you keep whatever horror you've summoned in the circle! Cloven hooves, tentacles or topologically transcendent Eldridge geometry for moving about won't go that far. I mean, owwy.

mcmjolnir.bsky.social•4 days ago

The LEGO of the Night (the ones you step on)

akellyucc.bsky.social•4 days ago

What if he didn’t actually use it to make stuff though, but just scattered it around bedroom floors in the dark?

iamgodzilla.bsky.social•4 days ago

ghoulishprincess.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean as long as they continue to make Star Wars ill buy!

profjabbott.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's always the devils Lego when you step on it bare foot at night

rx1f.bsky.social•4 days ago

it would have randomly assigned bumps and notches on the top and bottom

kevdog.bsky.social•4 days ago

Some wouldn’t hold together and others you couldn’t take apart no matter how hard you tried.

nimmo1492.bsky.social•4 days ago

And it would be ever so slightly incompatible with regular Lego.

tempus.bsky.social•4 days ago

And all pieces are shaped like a 4 sided dice

thryse.com•4 days ago

Does it hurts more when you step on it?

coyotefred.bsky.social•4 days ago

Dego?

belbar.bsky.social•4 days ago

Take my money 🤣

pradko.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think The Devil's Lego is any Lego left on the floor that I step on with bare feet

alisonkirkland.bsky.social•4 days ago

acupressure mat spikes are made from the same plastic! At least someone found a good use for the way they dig in.

bornmiserable.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Devil Wore Lego

tempus.bsky.social•4 days ago

The first thing you learn to build with devils legos are caltrops.

centristhumanist.bsky.social•4 days ago

lizzyppp.bsky.social•4 days ago

I remember when Coke introduced The Devil’s Coke in the 1980s - but they ended up changing name at the last minute to New Coke.

mattfatmarrow.bsky.social•4 days ago

I really do think that's still just Lego

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