Bobby Brady found an idol in the rubble, had no idea it would cause so much trouble. When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean, there was a rumble, an awful commotion. Don't ask my how but the tiki found Bobby. He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby, turns out the God was mean and vicious..
That movie did not really age well. The main guy is so cringe, and his masked self is such a creep! And if memory serves harasses women. It's embarrassing looking back and thinking about how I ever could have liked that movie.
As this mask was found (at least) 10 years ago... maybe it's a veeeery slow apocalypse? Like, that would explain quite a lot of what happened over the last decade. 🤔
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...Here's hoping it just turns me into The Mask, I don't want it to turn me into Johnny Sorrow.
but it was I! Dio!