“Ahem! I have once again preemptively eliminated a swath of sexual partners & reduced the pool of women I will deign to eat out. Just so you know.
It was totally my idea to drop them first. Yeah they enjoyed pegging but obvs that doesn’t count as one of us enjoying it. I have standards, you see. 😤”
The amount of dim from his post is painful. So I'll just raise my eyebrows at the lack of understanding of kink, shake my head, and move on. He wouldn't listen anyway. Lmao
Men get together to play poker. We ladies get together to show off our plethora of gigantic battery operated boyfriends to one up each other. Our secret is out! 😂
And here is another porn addict confessing to his hobby.
In other words, “I’ve never had a conversation let alone sex with a woman. They have scary v@ginas.”
I'm sure there are men who don't enjoy pegging but I seriously doubt he's experienced it. Just because it doesn't involve the guy's dick doesn't mean he gets nothing from it. He needs to read more and experiment with himself.
That sounds like one he sucks in bed and two he has a small dick. Last but not least that sounds a him problem maybe learn how to pleasure a woman and learn that toys are fun to use
That whole strap on thing…um, is there something you might have said? Or is it that every women just has one around to break out unrequested? Sooo many questions.
This guy dropped in on FetLife and was simultaneously aroused and more intimidated than he’d ever been in his life. He fled the scary as fast as his keyboard and mouse could go. Now he’s angry that anyone else might be having a good time.
FYI, not a fan of Fetlife, it's primarily composed of 1) people who steal your content 2) abusive douches who pretend to be Doms and try to find a submissive to torment 3) guys who desperately want to be in your scenes despite the fact that they live in Oklahoma and are extremely unattractive. ☠️
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It was totally my idea to drop them first. Yeah they enjoyed pegging but obvs that doesn’t count as one of us enjoying it. I have standards, you see. 😤”
Ermm...
That's totally not just product placement
In other words, “I’ve never had a conversation let alone sex with a woman. They have scary v@ginas.”
Cos he just sounds porn-addled.
But I really doubt his second hand (Ha!) expertise is in some way, shape, or form relevant to women the world over. 🤷♂️
Uh. Bro sure sounds terrified of any intimacy.
Rejected by his own hand.
Not that I'm interested or anything.
Sounds like a man who can’t satisfy a woman
No wonder many women don't want to hang with young men brainwashed like him.