Cats are lessons in consent and people who dislike cats seem to dislike cats because they aren't subservient like dogs. Their consent to be touched must be *EARNED.*
They are the intellectual's best friend. People who don't appreciate that will be unhealthy in a relationship with people who *do.*
I don't know... Our Fiona used to shout at me when I didn't fill her food bowl fast enough.
Full-blown angry, with a crinkled nose and fury in her eyes.
I've read somewhere that cats can feel superior to humans, because cats go out to hunt and bring stuff home. Humans go out and come back empty handed, and cats conclude that humans are lousy hunters and therefore lower in hierarchy.
He's the weirdo for making up a whole fanfiction about a woman taking a picture NEAR a cat, it might not even be her cat! She might be single, might not, but he's so eager to denigrate women he's made up his own narrative with zero facts
I wouldn't wanna compete with such a cute kitty! If anything, I'm dating the woman to get closer to her cat. NOT A EUPHEMISM, I just like cats okay. Clearly this is a woman of great taste and refinement.
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& the accent just makes it even more hysterical! 👍
Of course that fretful idiot douchewaffle can't compete.
*Woman takes picture in the mere vicinity of a cat*
"Hold my beer for a second while I rewrite War and Peace to be about this specific woman I don't know."
They are the intellectual's best friend. People who don't appreciate that will be unhealthy in a relationship with people who *do.*
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Soooooo difficult to compete with a cat, right?
Full-blown angry, with a crinkled nose and fury in her eyes.
Also, wdym, "I didn't fill her bowl fast enough"? 😂🤣🤣😂
She could be quite bitchy to be honest, but she was of course super adorable. And cuddly. And cute.
Our two tyrants were indoor cats, usually too inept to even catch a fly.
That didn't keep them from feeling very superior, though.
Dude lost the argument with those three words alone.
(Aside: who can compete with a cat?)
Her cat is gorgeous!!