A reminder of Damien Delaney’s Fantasy Dinner Party guests. “Not because I’m a Stalinist, I’m not.” - ThreadSky

hltco.bsky.social • 101 days ago

A reminder of Damien Delaney’s Fantasy Dinner Party guests.

“Not because I’m a Stalinist, I’m not.”

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mrbenc.bsky.social•101 days ago

Jesus Christ. Margaret Thatcher. Denis Thatcher. Carol Thatcher. And… hmmm… Mark Thatcher.

whoweare.bsky.social•101 days ago

It's the presence of Keith Richards that really makes this

dallasspurs.coys.social•101 days ago

Joe Strummer
David Bowie
Rowan Atkinson
Sean Connery
Christopher Walken
Jimmy Greaves

spatialreasons.bsky.social•101 days ago

Stalin over Lenin is telling on himself more than any qualification ever could

conorjmackey.bsky.social•100 days ago

Good pundit on Irish tv these days

georgiegirllvp.bsky.social•101 days ago

Keith Richards sat there looking round thinking he’s tripping absolute balls

retrofootballnw.bsky.social•101 days ago

And who would you have?

justoffthestriker.bsky.social•101 days ago

Joe Wilkinson
Jimmy Bullard
Norman Cook (Fat Boy Slim)
Sir David Attenborough

tomel-shawk.bsky.social•101 days ago

After reading that; Damien Delaney

sleafordgooner.bsky.social•101 days ago

Martin Luther King, the Dalai Lama and Rory Bremner. Just 'cos they could get a bit heavy, those two, and he would lighten things up - probably do impressions of them - and me!

buxtongooner.bsky.social•101 days ago

💯 the Dalai Lama’s a right boring cunt.

justoffthestriker.bsky.social•101 days ago

And he can't have a scrap.

buxtongooner.bsky.social•101 days ago

Waste of time really

justoffthestriker.bsky.social•101 days ago

Literally you'd square up to him and he'd just melt. Need at least one guest you can fight in your garden.

geezypeas.bsky.social•101 days ago

3 is a better number though, unless it’s your family or mates obvs. 5 random dinner guests is way too many.

martin-c-a.bsky.social•101 days ago

Mike Brearley, Bjork, Patrick Stewart, Marcelo Bielsa (plus translator) and Kurt Cobain

retrofootballnw.bsky.social•101 days ago

That translator has been to more dinner parties!

martin-c-a.bsky.social•101 days ago

I'm fully aware that Bielsa would tactfully and politely turn down the invite to watch a load of games he had taped. The great man still gets asked though!

hltco.bsky.social•101 days ago

Do you listen to Football Between The Lines with @flavbateman.bsky.social and I? This is scarily accurate to something I said today. 😂

martin-c-a.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is an outrageous piece of targeted marketing 😂. I haven't listened but I will check it out!

aaloo69.bsky.social•101 days ago

I’d have a banquet at Hampton Court Palace with Alexander the Great, Ronald Reagan, Winston Churchill, Noel Edmonds, Mozart, the Krankies, Atilla the Hun and James Dean.

geordieradge.bsky.social•101 days ago

“Maybe not a great dinner guest to be honest…”

So that was Stalin but what about Chairman Mao, Napoleon and Genghis Khan?!

I imagine Keith Richards would be thinking he was on an epic bad trip to be sat at a tyrants’ dinner party! 🤣

northbanksy.bsky.social•101 days ago

I think it’s fairly common knowledge in footballing circles that Delaney is - and has always been - a reactionary Menshevik and surely no ally of the glorious proletariat!

avfc-stef.bsky.social•101 days ago

Worst thing about this is the awful Rolling Stones “joke” in the blurb 🤣

sportsbore.bsky.social•101 days ago

So twee

liamb0117.bsky.social•101 days ago

Such an interesting bloke

paint-pot-pete.bsky.social•101 days ago

I reckon Mao punches Stalin within about five minutes 🤣

gunnermir.bsky.social•101 days ago

Some cracking choices. Not sure what this says about Delaney's regard for Keith Richard's though 😂😂

melstarsg.bsky.social•101 days ago

I’d never seen that before.

Can only imagine what Wayne Hennessy’s was like.

norbois.bsky.social•101 days ago

Could be forgiven for thinking Damo is a frustrated bloodthirsty dictator. Saying that he did like a rough tackle bless him. Reminds me how much I miss him 😍

leedeetee.bsky.social•101 days ago

Is that real?!

steakio.bsky.social•101 days ago

Crazy bastard didn’t leave a seat for a translator. He’s in for a shite night

cubliminus.bsky.social•101 days ago

Mao, the great “uniter”. Legit laughed out loud at that. No Hitler for “population realignment” is a missed opportunity.

alexhardy1987.bsky.social•101 days ago

Good thing he countered any doubts by including… errr… Chairman Mao…

nickrochford.bsky.social•101 days ago

🤣😂🤣

telthegooner.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is brilliant, Keith would’ve been last man standing after the other guests had killed each other and the host died of alcohol poisoning trying to keep up with him.

charlierhodes.bsky.social•101 days ago

I wonder how Keith Richards would feel about being on that list.

jameshodden.bsky.social•101 days ago

Stalin and Mao is a pretty obvious faux pas.

el-vim-fuego.bsky.social•101 days ago

If he’d swapped out Keith Richards with Matt LeTissier it would have been perfect

cameroneyles.bsky.social•101 days ago

Hitler gutted to miss out on that one

mj-chessman.bsky.social•101 days ago

In his interview on @wingingitcpfc.bsky.social @chrisgrierson.bsky.social said Damo did consider Hitler but thought it was going a bit too far. Gotta love Damo!

martin-c-a.bsky.social•101 days ago

Pat Nevin said he used to get ragged in the Chelsea dressing room for reading the NME. Wonder what "the lads" thought of Damien?! 😂

hltco.bsky.social•101 days ago

That squad were unlike any other, would have asked him all sorts of questions about it I reckon.

rhyddler.bsky.social•101 days ago

Why no menu to accompany the article , what do you serve to keep all these men happy !! This question alone must be answered. Does Joseph like a hotpot ?

friedkinstoffees.bsky.social•101 days ago

Keith Richards, Khan, Stalin, Mao and Napoleon.

The greatest band of all time

bonnieboo3008.bsky.social•101 days ago

Such a shame there were no great women in history.🙂

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