Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 19,1947 - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

luluroche.bsky.social•1 day ago

😁

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nomoredevil.bsky.social•23 hours ago

From atomic bombs to overdue library fees, Bushmiller ran Nancy through the gamut of 20th century childhood fears

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existentialtreat.bsky.social•1 day ago

"i won't last five minutes in the big house, fritzi! a pretty face like mine...they'll chew me up and spit me out!" -- nancy having a film noir moment

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whiskassache.bsky.social•1 day ago

@asteismo.bsky.social

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asteismo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Quem me dera.......

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truthministry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nancy's mom has got it going on

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sfn8tv.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's Aunt Fritzi 😄. Nancy is an orphan who lives with her aunt.

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truthministry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks. Never knew that

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osimizzuno.bsky.social•1 day ago

Run for your life, Nancy. (😂)

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paulcallahanmv.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Her F-1 is revoked for sure.

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ambassadoreast.bsky.social•1 day ago

Scofflaw

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jmdragon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just return it, Nancy! Don't worry! My library removed all late fees, and even the "lost" charge for 10+ days overdue items is removed when you return them (weeks, months, even years later)! Most libraries just want their books back.

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amythis8.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is there a reason she can't just return it or renew it?

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ulidig.bsky.social•18 hours ago

She has the irrational fear of a child who doesn't know how things really work.

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francesca55.bsky.social•1 day ago

First Offence - $1 Fine

Second OFfence - $5 Fine

Third Strike and you're out - I mean Banned from the Library...

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starmantheblaziken.bsky.social•1 day ago

Kinda funny being how Al Capone was mainly arrested for tax problems, not because of being the head of a mob kind of reasons.

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toma68.bsky.social•1 day ago

Law enforcement could prove tax evasion, which is why they went after Capone on that, even though that was the least of his crimes.

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pizzacade.bsky.social•1 day ago

And hey, he did die in jail, insane, thinking one of his victims was haunting him.

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bartdogfuck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank you syphilis.

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bobobobobob.bsky.social•1 day ago

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unoclay.bsky.social•1 day ago

3 out of 4 door curtain!! dats what i needed baby

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gloriousbasterd.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Librarian will be more scary.

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wabisabihuman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Only if she damaged the book. Most libraries don't even do fines anymore. We just want the books back to keep sharing them.

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braddsibbersen.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It's funny because Nancy is an irredeemable criminal.

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k7sniper.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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jasdoutho.bsky.social•1 day ago

She Bundyed that book.

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rawse.bsky.social•1 day ago

New reaction meme dropped:

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shibbybypass.bsky.social•1 day ago

Made it into a meme template as well for those that are into that.

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rawse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Snagged

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raediantz.bsky.social•1 day ago

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incognito-nudl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Saved

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jasmine29.bsky.social•1 day ago

Borrowing😁Thanks

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heliumiami.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t worry Nancy, our Criminal and Chief int the “Gold” House will pardon you.

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clovercowgirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Only, if she tells him how MUCH she adores him… otherwise, he would just let her rot in jail🤦‍♀️

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thebigjayagenda.bsky.social•1 day ago

And if she sucks his-

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rasputinforever.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Kind of unreal how cute this is

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sfdave49.bsky.social•1 day ago

Picture should include tRUMP

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artistkeyframe.bsky.social•22 hours ago

And Large Piece of Shit.

I mean, Musk.

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abecedarian.bsky.social•1 day ago

All her life decisions

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paulthentim.bsky.social•1 day ago

Throw her in jail if you must, but don't take away her hairbow!

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christx1.bsky.social•1 day ago

She's seen Sluggo arrested at least a few times so she knows how hard it is on the inside.

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libelproof.bsky.social•1 day ago

But if she just waits until today it would then be over seven decades overdue and NPR would do a story about the whole situation.

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stonemom.bsky.social•1 day ago

This was me as a kid in the 60's. I remember frantic searching for a misplaced library book with a total sense of doom hanging over my head....

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kipwilliams.bsky.social•1 day ago

"...and that's nothin' compared to what I did in 'Nam!"

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jasmine29.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nancy, The Convict”😁

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brianhill53703.bsky.social•23 hours ago

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tangoalphalima.bsky.social•1 day ago

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apathetic-zealot.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Nancy has the self awareness to understand she belongs in jail.

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unclecon.bsky.social•1 day ago

@mychal3ts.bsky.social

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mikebendervo.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's one hard-looking mugshot 😂

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yooberz.postes.club•1 day ago

>:3

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quallenchor.bsky.social•1 day ago

@buechereienwien.bsky.social

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hallowxd.bsky.social•1 day ago

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petern06.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Been there done that 😁

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raulm77.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Been there. Im still on the lam.

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mrmikestandsir.bsky.social•1 day ago

First in my feed today☺️
❤️

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craftykeith.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I know 1 library who is so behind the times patrons still feel this way.

I’ll continue to be a rebel and waive the overdue fees on older novels and kids books.

Bite me, library board.

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