Love how every one of these pee wee football dads works a middle management job and drives a spotless new pickup that has never once left the freshly paved asphalt. Suburban hell.
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“Yeah, you don’t get to talk shit driving a Toyota, take your sashimi-burner back to Hoover, beige neck. Your kids hate you btw and your wife hasn’t had an orgasm since season 1 of Bridgerton ended”
The looks I get when I roll up to coach in my Subaru…I don’t have a tightly cropped goatee either so I’m an outsider (I’m still outcoaching their asses using split zone).
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“That’s funny because that’s exactly what your ex-wife gave me when she saw me wearing it.”
“The hell did you just say?”
Lucy growls, another dad drags him away
Murder of crows
Pod of whales
Compensation of Pickups
(also, true about Vestavia)
Magnificent. Simply magnificent.
Excuse me, while I purloin that.