1. Took ketamine
2. Wielded a chainsaw
3. Saluted Hitler
4. Sired child out of wedlock
5. Impersonated person in position of authority in federal government
2. Wielded a chainsaw
3. Saluted Hitler
4. Sired child out of wedlock
5. Impersonated person in position of authority in federal government
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Chris Geidner
BREAKING: As Elon Musk said on X would be happening, I can now report that all federal employees are receiving an email directing them to provide “approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week.”
It directs them not to send any classified information and is due by 11:59p Monday.
It directs them not to send any classified information and is due by 11:59p Monday.
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1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
2. Separated the sky and the ocean.
3. Created dry land.
4. Made the sun, stars and moon.
5. Would have gotten to birds, but had a dental appointment that I could not put off. Will bookmark birds for Monday, and stay late to get to mammals and humans.
This week I:
1. Never gave you up
2. Never let you down
3. Never ran around and deserted you
4. Never made you cry
5. Never said goodbye
Never told a lie and hurt you,
Sara
2. We ran around and deserted you.
3. We'll make you cry. We'll say goodbye.
4. Because you lied
5. So, we'll hurt you.
1. Monday-holiday: researched my rights against workplace harassment.
2. Tuesday: I did my job.
3. Wednesday: I did my job.
4. Thursday: I did my job.
5. Friday: I did my job.
2. continued telling bluesky that pro life marry children. 😡
3. continued #resistance education📚
4. stayed calm and focused ✊🏻🩶
5. remained disabled and poor 🥺
#whatididthisweek
#resist
#3e
This week I:
• Met this girl.
• Took her for a drink.
• Made love.
• Made love again, several times.
• Chilled.
This week I:
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs
5. Drank a cup
Marc
1. I got knocked down
2. But I got up again
3. BTW, you're never going to keep me down
4. Pissing the night away
5. Pissing the night away
It's not a real clean facsimile, but I like the irony.
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
This week I:
1. Ticked away the moments that make up a dull day
2. Frittered
3. Wasted the hours in an offhand way.
4. Kicked around on a piece of ground in my home town
5. Waited for someone or something to show me the way.
Timmy
This week I
1. twerk
2. charge they phone
3. McDonalds
4. Eat Hot Chip
5. Lie
1. Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer
2. Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer
3. The future's uncertain and the end is always near
4. Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
5. Let it roll all night long