the truest form of agony is fully realizing that i will never get to shit into a black hole before i die - ThreadSky

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imdmingyour.mom • 27 days ago

the truest form of agony is fully realizing that i will never get to shit into a black hole before i die

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If you shat into a black hole do you know you would see the shit before it entered the black hole for all of eternity because of how time works in a vacuum. I know you was shitposting but I had to do a "actually" 😭

kwullums.bsky.social•27 days ago

As the black hole at the center of the milky way projected upon a human conciousness, can confirm... not one of my fetishes...
https://youtu.be/AE0RlF3rs_g?si=_HGGm6TwVhcq_1F5

discoballsinspace.bsky.social•26 days ago

reparations

crystaloftruth.bsky.social•26 days ago

I like that you felt the need to qualify that with 'before I die'

imdmingyour.mom•26 days ago

after i die i'm shitting all over the universe

retirednetworker.bsky.social•27 days ago

The entities on the other side would just fling it back at you.

adrianwarlock.bsky.social•26 days ago

Before you die? No. But on a cosmological timescale you've done nothing but shit, spit and piss into black holes because that's where it'll all probably end up.