Not a lawyer, but I work with some (Hiss and Purr Barristers), cats are never guilty of any crime, they are always 100% innocent. Dogs on the other hand…
"Hmm... what are my options: 1) go around the canine - nah, too much work; 2) go over the canine - meh, canines are fussy about that sort of thing; 3) pounce on the canine - nope, too early for hijinks; or 4) scare the bejeebers out of the canine & just stroll through - yeah, that's the plan..."
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