My retirement plan is to die early trying to pet an animal I shouldn’t. - ThreadSky

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themissybaker.bsky.social • 95 days ago

My retirement plan is to die early trying to pet an animal I shouldn’t.

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p3nny.bsky.social•95 days ago

Mine is to die owing enormous amounts of money to all of the worst banks.

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

I’m on that plan as well! 🤣

ronnystickshift.bsky.social•94 days ago

If not friend then why friend-shaped?

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

Why they gotta be so cuddly? 🥲

scottolling.bsky.social•94 days ago

Sounds legit. Don’t tell insurance.

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

Shhh!

paradeocrap.bsky.social•94 days ago

It’s so tiny!

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

Aww 🥰

nasrins.bsky.social•94 days ago

Have you tried men? 👨🏼

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

Tried and failed 🤣🤣🤣

pamtheism.bsky.social•94 days ago

Bonus points if it makes the evening news!

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

If my mauling doesn’t make the local news, I will be shattered!

ladyliberty0.bsky.social•94 days ago

Mine is finding a very valuable coin one day lol. Yours sounds scary but understandable they shouldn't be so cute!

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

Manifesting you find that coin!! If it happens to be in the claws of a grizzly bear, call me!

sillybeebo.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is the deadliest cat on the planet! The black-footed cat is an adorable kitty with murder mittens! 😻 I’d risk being sliced just to pet that little cutie!! 🥰

themissybaker.bsky.social•92 days ago

I need to give it a belly rub! 😭😭😭

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