An Irish Blessing on St. Patrick's Day
May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping.
May those who love us, love us;
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we will know them by their limping.
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"may you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows your dead"
"Here's to you & Here's to me
And if we ever disagree
To hell with you & here's to me!"
FYI: happy to now have my Irish citizenship!!!
Bartender - "Aye, you've got a steering wheel in your pants!"
Patron - "Aye - it drivin' me nuts!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!
Real pain for our sham friends
Happy St. Patrick's Day 💚🍻
May those who love us, love us;
And for those that don't love us,
Feck em !
give me a year to think that one through.
I meant beer not year...
Corned beef on slices of green and red breads.
Red for St Joseph’s Day or something. Neighborhood baker served Chicago’s Irish, Polish, German and Lithuanians.
Those colorful sandwiches made that old man giggle every time.
Like the light of the day,
May the luck of the Irish
Shine bright on your way-
Like the glow of a star
And the lilt of a song
May these be your joys
All your life long
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
🍀🙏❤️🙏🍀
☘️🍻
It's a half-remembered fact from a radio programme years ago, so take it with a pillar of salt 👍
NO JUDGIES!!
limps off cussing
Yes, My sense of humor hasn't recovered yet.
Maybe by next week...
My hometown had Lots of Irish, &went mad for St Paddy's Day.Celebrating in absentia...
And your sense of humour rebounds, as well. ❤️🩹💚💙
(I assume the blessing sprung up in several places independently, wherever dogs were.)
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
-Edward R. Murrow
JUST GRAB THEM BY THE PU.... THEY LOVE THIS STUFF!!
"Remember men: break their spirits and anything else that's necessary."
"May you be in Heaven
a half-hour before the Devil
knows you are dead."
Fer punching babies wit’ me fist
Aaand then I thought I would enlist
And join the GOP’s armyyyyyyy
Oh turaloora loora loo
They’re lookin for monkeys
Up in the zoo
And if I had a face like you
I’d join the GOP’s army.”
May the only tears shed by your graveside be those of the onion pullers
And if the limping isn’t enough
May he cut their Achilles and say “no room for hatred anymore, so sit down and consider your garbage views you shit “