For those seeking to interview Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce Tetraeder about the purchase of InfoWars, please know that he is unavailable. He is currently on his superyacht on his way to do a quality control check at one of 43,000 global puppy mills.
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Aren't those the aliens in the marvel movies? Wtf does Jones tell his followers? "Take these pills and you can be part of the shape-shifting, lizard folk, alien/human hybrid elite that smell like sulfur."
Isn't Global Tetrahedron the same jerkos who besmirched the coverage of the crisis between Azmenistan and Sloravia with their shameless advertising for the upcoming Cock Puncher movie?
Nah, but do you need a software architect on this new project? I used to work for a business owner who was obsessed with InfoWars and the irony would ... ok, he wouldn't get it at all. But it would be really really funny. And I'm available!
Can I please apply for a job? I would love love love to work for infowars. I have a ton of skills that I haven’t yet developed that would be incredibly useful to you!
Fairly certain there’s a Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce Tetraeder Superyacht tracker account on here. @GlobalTetrahedronCEOBryceTetraederSuperyachtTracker.bsky.social ok maybe not.
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As someone who is always idiotic, I submit my resume.
No thank you! Down with megacorps!! 👎
And if he does, please tell him to stop by my place as well.
Shut up, it happened.