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bencollins.bsky.social • 13 hours ago

New — HHS just got another email with guidance stating that they aren’t required to respond to the 5 bullets email, but if they do they should follow specific guidelines including:

“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”

Comments

richwanket.bsky.social•13 hours ago

South Africa is foreign so…..that tracks.

catebridget.bsky.social•13 hours ago

oh, i think they already assumed that!

kernelleak.bsky.social•7 hours ago

From bureaucracy straight to bureau crazy... D:

zerodrip.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Email servers with no-factor authentication

gwentron.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Cool cool cool

akwilhelm.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Chaos is: you're fired, no come back, wait go away. Respond Don't respond, maybe respond with this script. Foreign actors. ugh, could there just be something consistent. Oh, the lies are consistent. Nevermind

unoservix.bsky.social•13 hours ago

"malign foreign actor" is a fair description of Elon Musk sooooooooo

rytril.bsky.social•12 hours ago

How do you even satirize this? You have your work cut out for you this term.

busillis.bsky.social•2 hours ago

"Please respond to the questions about your job by the deadline on the email. Do not include any information relating to your job, co-workers, or related parties. Assume the person reading it is an enemy."

So... this is just saying to write something mean and sarcastic, right?

candystrata.bsky.social•13 hours ago

FFS. Ut-oh!

verityplayer.bsky.social•3 hours ago

It seems to me that the most rational response to any trump/musk shenanigans rn is to simply hang fire till they change their minds.
This might even include that type of breathless news reporting that gets everyone in a lather while the *real* theft (by trump etc) goes on backstage.

courtesyhangup.bsky.social•11 hours ago

besi4.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Cannot compute.

hahnyock.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Elon crazy mad about that over at other place.

sageadvice350.bsky.social•11 hours ago

we're frogs and the pot is already simmering

philoof.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well aware that there are foreign actors at play

schfinkes.bsky.social•12 hours ago

philoof.bsky.social•2 hours ago

🎯

voteconcerned.ca•11 hours ago

The guidance to protect the identity of fellow workers when responding to Big Brother is so 1984 it's not even funny, reality has been replaced with parody and I for one am scared.

notonebit.com•13 hours ago

Monday: I fell apart
Tuesday, Wednesday: broke my heart
Oh, Thursday: doesn't even start
Friday: I'm in love

thatsmoreamoore.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Backdoor doxing!! 🍑

am-mccarthy.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Those poor federal workers must be in some other reality getting emails every hour saying they do or do not have a job.

lizzythecat.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Can confirm

thetwinewinder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

We are

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•48 minutes ago

How Coup-y are the conversations among co-workers getting?

ebfortin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If you put the constant chaos aside, you must be laughing your ass off at this moron dictator wannabe.

ronpedoron.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Totally normal country we live in.

stephanieaustin.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Continues to seem very bad!

conwaytwitter.bsky.social•13 hours ago

devin-eleven.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This is the first week back to full-time at the office for many of them. I would avoid driving this week if you can. These folks have been sleep-deprived and terrorized.

lonestarball.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Malign foreign actor does describe Elon pretty well

stlwonk.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He's the one I can guarantee won't be reading that reply. He'll wait to see what grok tells him.

billadler.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Musk is terrible for America.

poisonpoet.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Seriously, worse than Jōvan Wild Musk.

fakekimmygibbler.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Look, I have always blamed decadent and deluded MFAs for the downfall of America. Master, malign, fine, foreign, arts, actors...well, close enough.

jonsternfeld.bsky.social•11 hours ago

WOW

tedraymond.bsky.social•12 hours ago

So, it's going well.

richardcampbell.net•8 hours ago

Need an AI to figure out how to respond to that.

rhondakaye.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•49 minutes ago

I really dont want to fall for the 'Army Chorus kicked off a Military Coup last night' story but the pushback on this seems to be building.

chefdiogenes.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Oh that's totally normal. Happens every day. Yep

ktbobaytee.bsky.social•13 hours ago

royalsprof.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I was told email security is the most important thing ever

jediofgallifrey.bsky.social•13 hours ago

boy this is all getting REALLY EFFICIENT

sufferingcyclist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

eliminating bureaucracy by creating new and improved bureaucracy

voicefromthemtn.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Well, yeah, because they are reading everything.

jeffincny.bsky.social•13 hours ago

They should just reply with typed 206 times

noelgl.bsky.social•5 hours ago

1. Monday I followed Krasnov around Moscow
2. Tuesday I bugged his car
3. Wednesday I hid a camera in his bedroom
4. Thursday I interviewed the prostitutes
5. Friday I gave the film to Comrade Putin.