jesus christ, it quite literally could become exactly that (tho I realize it's also basically that already and has been 😭 just getting ramped and amped up to blithering blistering cyberpunk hell levels 🫠)
I started a GoFundMe to buy Earth earlier this year, but only got $35. But now you have the opportunity to elect your very own Monarch. Americans did it, why not the rest of us, eh? I will rename Earth: CANADA!
Such a shame we were doing so poorly, who can know why or how? All we know is there is some hero company that will rush in to save us all from the "inefficiency" of good government
Hilarious except it almost happened in 1895, but instead of a purchase, JP Morgan & Rothchilds bought 3.5 million oz of gold & replenished Treasury’s gold supply in exchange for 30 yr gold bonds.
Thank god he wasn’t a ketamine infused psycho like Elon.
Why not, private equity owns much of American business already, and it's a way for Musk and Trump to turn a tidy profit and displace blame! Would be funny if it weren't so close to reality...Private equity destroys everything it touches so seems about right.
If the track records of other private equity firms ring true, then by now, the U.S. has gone bankrupt. The people lined bread lines and slept in tents. The next day, they see a Chinese soldier pointing a weapon at them because the country was bought. (Satirical response)
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#ElbowsUp eh?
Please help my daughter 🙏 😢
Thank god he wasn’t a ketamine infused psycho like Elon.
https://jacobin.com/2023/05/puerto-rico-fomb-debt-board-supreme-court-ruling-transparency
IT’S. A. COUP.
- Firesign Theatre
May you rest in peace, SFW.
This actually has a turm in business, they call it looting,
when you buy a business to scrap it and pull as much capital out as you can before killing the business.