I wonder how are the folks at the @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social doing under this new age of cybertrucks, cybertrumps and cyberstools leading the most powerful country in the tetrahedron. 🤔🤔🤔
Our biases change how we view things a lot. Ugly vehicles are like ugly babies. Very rare, but there will always be someone that loves them and looks at them with pure joy.
When I said it is the ugliest vehicle that I have ever seen, MSN “quarantined” my post. I said it had nothing to do with the designer, doesn’t. Just my opinion. I see them around where I live. Ugly is my opinion.
Cybertrucks show why u need Diversity Equity and Inclusion…because without it, look at all this incompetence. I mean #Tesla’s incompetence and shoddy work is doing the #TeslaTakedown on its own
Cybertruck has sharp angular features much like Nazi architecture and it is a deathtrap. Perhaps it serves a dual purpose? Promoting Nazi ideas and serves as a future gas oven powered by AI?
There’s an ugly guy down the street that bought one of those butt ugly cyber trucks. Same guy has giant ugly blow up lawn ornaments he leaves up year round. That “vehicle” is catnip to ugly schmucks
Why yes, yes you are ugly. Every time I see you parked at my grocery store or driving next to time I scream obscenities and give the middle finger salute.
You know the salute that says:
FUCK YOU & FUCK MUSK
Ever noticed the similarities in design to some of the Third Reich’s heavily fortified tanks used in the Italian campaign ?
Although ugly, at least the German ones didn’t fall apart.
The Cybertruck is a reflection of Musks mind. An ugly 10 year olds idea of the future, both impractical, pure fantasy and so flawed that it might just be assembled by 10 year olds.
Literally parts flying off of it doesn’t matter how ugly it is. It’s a weapon of self-destruction just like the stock market and Tesla stock is self-destructing along with Elon Musk. Not fast enough.
Yes, so ugly that I wouldn't want to be caught dead anywhere near you. I don't know the solution to your problem. Do you come with a self-destruct button?
No, no... listen dear. You are not ugly, you are fucking hideous! We had to make a whole new word for how fucking disgusting you are and what you stand for. "Deplorean."
Ugly doesn't do you justice. You are trash on wheels.
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First we make fun of how ugly a Tesla cyber truck looks & the next thing you know we will be making blond jokes about Trump's spokesmodel, Karoline Claire Leavitt.
Although I believe we are already laughing at Leavitt's obvious lack of knowledge & understanding of our Constitution and government.
I saw one in person for the first time today, & yes they are hideous.
It's been many years since I've watched Total Recall, but I'd swear that's what the cars in the movie looked like.
I’m pretty sympathetic towards the people who bought a Tesla prior to Elon’s far right conversion, although if I were one of the non-MAGA I’d be trying to unload it now. But the cyber truck people, if you buy an expensive monstrosity you are probably sort of asking for negative attention.
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"Yes. Yes it does. Like a sopressata."
Great piece though.
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Gonna try with a little help from my fiends
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You know the salute that says:
FUCK YOU & FUCK MUSK
Although ugly, at least the German ones didn’t fall apart.
“Your truck is ugly and makes you look stupid”
#PutinsBestInvestment
#PutinsLittleHelper
#DUMPTRUMP ?
Yes ugly
FUGLY
FELON
Ugly, ugly, ugly
Ugly doesn't do you justice. You are trash on wheels.
Although I believe we are already laughing at Leavitt's obvious lack of knowledge & understanding of our Constitution and government.
“Am I ugly?” *face falls off* “Am I really?”
It's been many years since I've watched Total Recall, but I'd swear that's what the cars in the movie looked like.
I also unironically still think it looks dope. It's frustrating.
But, yes: you are very ugly.
You are the bastard love child of a Pontiac Aztek and a Ford Pinto.
Yes, you are ugly.
Sincerely,
Everyone