If you saw a person losing a game of chess to a dog, over and over, you would assume the person is losing intentionally, that they are losing on purpose. Probably to make money selling tickets to see the amazing chess playing dog. Anyway, the dems - ThreadSky

pookleblinky.bsky.social • 6 days ago

If you saw a person losing a game of chess to a dog, over and over, you would assume the person is losing intentionally, that they are losing on purpose. Probably to make money selling tickets to see the amazing chess playing dog.

Anyway, the dems

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davidmack.bsky.social•5 days ago

The dog isn’t playing chess. It’s knocking all the pieces on the ground and then shitting on the board, while its opponents get criticized for not choosing a better opening gambit.

neilrathberg.bsky.social•5 days ago

Meanwhile, said opponent is trying to make a bipartisan appeal to the dog.

jubbeks.bsky.social•5 days ago

opponent smugly declaring that itd be foolish to try and counter every move the dog makes and that the more effective gambit is to let it shit where it wants until it makes a fool of itself

neilrathberg.bsky.social•5 days ago

Opponent somehow puts themselves into check while the dog mauls defenseless audience members.

socraticme.bsky.social•5 days ago

Close, but not quite. Their opponents are criticized for explaining the brilliance of their opening gambit and their confusion over the uncouth behavior of their very esteemed opponent.

Instead of saying “Jesus Christ, we have to stop this dog from tearing up the table! Stop everything!!!”

mounty.bsky.social•6 days ago

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•5 days ago

tfw her clit/taint area still pwns you

johnckane.bsky.social•6 days ago

When all the people voting for the dog aren't even as bright as the dog, it isn't hard to understand why the dog was chosen.

c0nc0rdance.bsky.social•6 days ago

On the one hand, the fall of democracy and decline into fascism.

But on the other, think of the midterm fundraising potential!

whisperingsage.bsky.social•6 days ago

California, the stereotypical "deep blue" state, voted to keep forced prison labor.

It's not just profiting from electoraism that's lead to this.

omically.bsky.social•6 days ago

this assumes that the US was previously democratic and not fascist

bmcn.bsky.social•6 days ago

If they think there is fundraising potential they need to read the room better. I don't see any action from the Congretional democrats so far that would inspire me to fund anything but a primary challenge.

missriss.bsky.social•6 days ago

{Air Bud voice} a dog can't play chess!!!

thesandwichman.bsky.social•6 days ago

That about sums it up. The person losing to the dog is too busy punching the cat to pay attention to the game.

gangofgreenhorns.bsky.social•5 days ago

Let's give them just a few more elections where we support them unconditionally...

atalantadoll.bsky.social•5 days ago

They're my emotional support fail-party!

beaujackal.bsky.social•5 days ago

I certainly felt that way hearing them say "Oh nooo Mitch McConnell blocked everything! He's just too powerful!" Meanwhile a desiccated and glassy-eyed Mitch wanders away from the podium in the middle of a press junket because he's forgotten where he is.

rewhan.bsky.social•6 days ago

[Sipping coffee while the house burns down] "Heh, this is really gonna hurt them in the polls later."

2of2card.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's me averaging down shares from $400 to $40 to $4. They are so cheap now! What a deal!

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