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kairyssdal.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Too soon

"Despite multiple attacks by the eagle, the goose remained unbowed. The raptor, defeated, flew off."

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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grandmaonion.bsky.social•3 days ago

We don’t call them cobra chickens without reason.

gertruxe.bsky.social•3 days ago

True! 🤣

monkeyes2.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/monkeyes2.bsky.social/post/3ljoiy26u3c2r

wreckedumbrella.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fittingly, bald eagles sometimes use a hunting strategy called kleptoparasitism in which they attack smaller predators in order to steal their food.

ckyonwords.bsky.social•3 days ago

Somehow, the animals always know.

clevernickname23.bsky.social•3 days ago

The eagle then claimed the fight was rigged, that the goose had been sending fentanyl over the border, and that its only real friend was the golden eagle of Russia.

jasonperinger.bsky.social•3 days ago

The metaphor is strong with this one...

pfoerniqueue.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good call, Canuck.

greybirdmuse.com•3 days ago

If only I could know what this might be referring to… 😉

jenjoseph.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

cvillecitizen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry to be that guy but the national bird of Canada is the Gray Jay not the Canada Goose. So the symbolism is a bit murky.

radiochild.bsky.social•3 days ago

And ours should have been a wild turkey.

gertruxe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Perhaps a poor omen for Trump.

atomic69er.bsky.social•3 days ago

Then the eagle lied and said they actually won.

bacchus666.bsky.social•3 days ago

Geese pretty much have zero fucks to give.

I love geese.

rlingur.bsky.social•3 days ago

They used to be dinosaurs…

chasingjulian.bsky.social•3 days ago

You don’t mess with geese. They are vicious.

hobodemon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elbows up!

commander42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not soon enough.

sandyshaye.bsky.social•3 days ago

don't fuck with Canada geese, Kai. They always win.

followtruth.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rotting hard for Canada in every way. They are our friends. This feud was manufactured by Trump to get maga comfortable with Russia taking Ukraine. Does anyone remember him, Roger Stone and Paul Manafort changing the policy on Ukraine at the RNC in 2016?

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