i hope this unbearable load is pancaked by 2.5 tons of limestone. i hope it's like the monty python intro. i hope another youtube load pays kids to disturb his grave - ThreadSky

mobute.bsky.social • 66 days ago

i hope this unbearable load is pancaked by 2.5 tons of limestone. i hope it's like the monty python intro. i hope another youtube load pays kids to disturb his grave

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MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video

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coloneloolong.bsky.social•66 days ago

ISIS-Sinai Peninsula has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

mariposa17.bsky.social•66 days ago

“Mr. Beast and the Curse of the Mummy”

general-sci.bsky.social•66 days ago

Well, I gotta say that the digital gilded-age is rather awful. I wish him a merry squashed by limestone as well.

russbengtson.bsky.social•66 days ago

the curse of king tut's tomb has the chance to do the funniest thing

trillymopena.bsky.social•66 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/trillymopena.bsky.social/post/3ldm3kqnchk2n

edwoodk.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤞🏼

kaitensatsuma.bsky.social•66 days ago

And we're probably going to see a grand total of 1 hour of video because the rest will be crimes or something

wildnoon.bsky.social•66 days ago

O mighty Thor please cleanse my Greenville town of trashy MrBeast.

thatoldbear.bsky.social•66 days ago

As much as I love YouTube essays and how tos, I would give it up if the House of Google finally collapses on top of these Star Youtubers

dailytrix.bsky.social•66 days ago

I would watch the hell out of a game show where contestants literally tore him to pieces with their bare hands.

tomtomorrow.bsky.social•66 days ago

more and more everything is sounding like the tone-setting weird news headlines at the beginning of a chapter in a dystopian science fiction novel

mobute.bsky.social•66 days ago

"ok...what ifffff..."
"go on"
"the I'd Buy That For a Dollar Guy..."
"i'm listening"
"but it's also eddie haskell"
"SOLD"
"thanks, boss"
"now i want you to bring me all the polio vaccines"

sethonops.bsky.social•66 days ago

I heard in 2 months Jake Paul will be boxing both Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi at the same time.

haminator22.bsky.social•66 days ago

Woah, he's taking on a hero arc eh?

cursed.monster•66 days ago

I didn’t even know you could rent the pyramids!

v0max.bsky.social•66 days ago

Everything has a price.

sergebroom.bsky.social•66 days ago

The whole 21st century feels like a novel written by Kurt Vonnegut with Ron Goulart.

lambchopsrule.bsky.social•66 days ago

So far up his own ass

aferaldavid.bsky.social•66 days ago

every single photo I see of him is the most unsettling and unnatural pose I have ever seen. I think he's so obsessed with optimizing every single element of his appearance he has become human AI.

joshnordmark.bsky.social•66 days ago

Every time I see this guy he’s got the same dead eyed, forced, teethy smile

t3dward.bsky.social•66 days ago

I get that there are worse people than mr beast, but he’s still on the list

blueshiftnz.bsky.social•66 days ago

I hope Egypt keeps his money and does to him what Sth Korea did to Johnny Somali.

tames1.bsky.social•66 days ago

I’m so out of the loop. I thought he did good things? Why do people hate him? Totally being sincere, I’ve seen one Mr. Beast video in my life and didn’t like it so I never went back.

matunos.bsky.social•66 days ago

hoping he opens a chamber full of bad air

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