Jordy's Farm Fresh Flakes (2016-2017): Green Bay Packer's fan-favorite WR Jordy Nelson received his own cereal-frosted corn flakes-with a name and box aesthetic that honored both his background as a farmer, and the film "Field of Dreams." Corn!
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There are so many layers to how terrible this box design is...
-The like, 6 different fonts happening at the same time
-The crude drawing of Mr. Nelson that looks like a tattoo on someone's calf at a county fair
-The stiff, static cornfield background with a giant interdimensional portal
and more!
Beat me to it XD I was gonna suggest that if they could've gotten away with spelling it 'Geordi's', they would have. One more popular theme to tie into!
and then there's the conceptual (?). nightmare of the product. it's just frosted flakes, but it's trading on a face and personality to imply that it's somehow homey and healthy.
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-The like, 6 different fonts happening at the same time
-The crude drawing of Mr. Nelson that looks like a tattoo on someone's calf at a county fair
-The stiff, static cornfield background with a giant interdimensional portal
and more!
And why are two of them Star Trek fonts?
My only real issue is that he's doing the pee-pee dance. They should have let him use the bathroom before they did the portrait.
yeah yeah, welcome to the world, etc