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rileyisgood.bsky.social • 35 days ago

fuck it i'm just gonna eat macroplastics

I actually had that random thought at the grocery store this morning

unironically I have done this since I was a child lmaoooo

It's a barbie world out there, someone's gotta do it

You already have. They are probably gone to your brain by now.

You may want to try microplastics. I find a big plastic garbage bin too hard to swallow.

I hear it's the next big thing.

I just had my first megaplastic this morning. I feel very elegiac.

you have no choice.

You wouldn't happen to be my cat would you?

the number of people who didn't get the joke is sad.

Gonna?

I see your macroplastic consumption and now commit to follow your vision. Megaplastics for me

you already unknowingly are …

Sorry, I don’t think you had a choice in this one.

catgirl ass skeet

I mean if you can’t beat em join em

Yum Tupperware

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