Ah man, now I'm reminded of how in-universe, Big Boss believed Santa was real, never knowing that it was The Boss using her stealth to leave him presents. Then when she died he thought he was on Santa's naughty list.
Snake: "Kaz, every christmas eve, I have this nightmare where I'm haunted by the Cobra unit, telling me that I have to change my ways and seek peace. Do you think this has any meaning?"
Inside the gift box is a tactical box, and he's excited at first, but is then dismayed when he realises that the gift box is bigger than the tactical box
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Kaz: "What do you do in the dream?"
Snake: "Defeat them again."
Kaz: "Be quiet and eat your roast python."