There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. --Will Rogers Hello Bluesky people! - ThreadSky

happyvali.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi, just joined here too!

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kirstinedk.bsky.social•103 days ago

Great to see you here!

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marych.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi! So happy you joined.

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willyshock.bsky.social•103 days ago

Went there yesterday.

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trudinator.bsky.social•103 days ago

Good move

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johnschu.bsky.social•103 days ago

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ruthhj.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello! I signed up several days ago! Thanks for being here. I deactivated X, although I never really used it — especially after Madame Musk took over. Cesspool.

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femdem2024.bsky.social•103 days ago

So happy to see you here!

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kavid.bsky.social•102 days ago

Hello Andy!!! https://bsky.app/profile/kavid.bsky.social/post/3lb5tuyfwik2e

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ckent45.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay!!!! I have been looking for you for days!!!!

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thadmccurdy.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad to see you here

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chicago-dogg.bsky.social•103 days ago

Howdy!

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fabalawest.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad you're here!

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julie90.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello back! Glad to see you here!

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hosshendrix.bsky.social•102 days ago

Sup

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bmgall.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! Subscribed to your Substack content yesterday -great stuff 👍🏼

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6smiles.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello. Welcome, I'm new to Bluesky, too. I do read you on Substack.

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gsands.bsky.social•103 days ago

Naming Leon the First Lady was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Even though it is only 8:30 am.

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borowitzreport.bsky.social•103 days ago

That joke was coined by Stephen King. The master!

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gsands.bsky.social•103 days ago

Credit where credit.

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barbarajmoritsch.bsky.social•103 days ago

Spot on! Hello!

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747cwd.bsky.social•103 days ago

Now you just need to deactivate your Twitter account 😂

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hugh-manatee.bsky.social•103 days ago

Had a good day; it just got better...

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dlmcb.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome

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momlbjb.bsky.social•102 days ago

👋🏻

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mewhinney.bsky.social•103 days ago

Phew.

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corinereis.bsky.social•103 days ago

Awesome to see you here.

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wissh3.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy!
A Facebook people

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gamma02.bsky.social•103 days ago

Happy, happy! Borowitz is here🥰

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otterpup1967.bsky.social•101 days ago

Well…ain’t YOU a breath of fresh air! 😁

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janalea.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello right back.

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margauxaf.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy! Happy to find you here.🦋

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stephiz.bsky.social•103 days ago

So Happy to see you here! 💓

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b-baggins.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hola!!!! made the move from Facebook and following.

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navynana2.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome. Glad you're here.

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ladyliberty2024.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!

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jbmish.bsky.social•103 days ago

Thank you for moving here!

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mantisbat.bsky.social•103 days ago

great to see you here!

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labeema.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy!

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rhmg.bsky.social•103 days ago

WELCOME!

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randicoffee18.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome Andy!

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grayma247.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay! Glad you’re here!!

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nancy444.bsky.social•103 days ago

Found you!

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pegmiesnik.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!

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elizaburl.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello! I never had a Twitter or (shudder) X account, but got on Bluesky just to follow your posts.

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hildynyc.bsky.social•42 days ago

Hey! I accidentally blocked you before I realized it was YOU! SORRY! I've had to block a bunch of late! Nice to see you here!

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deekap54.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hola!

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lizzy2016.bsky.social•51 days ago

Happy to see you here.

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andreapyros.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad you're here!

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cschab.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! So glad you’re here- we need you more than ever. What a wealth of material you’re going to have!

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rochsteady.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hiya

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angryfedupvtr.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome. Glad you are here.

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lisakayreed.bsky.social•102 days ago

All I know is what I read in the papers.

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thopkinz.bsky.social•103 days ago

So happy to see you here! 💕🎉

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heavycav.bsky.social•103 days ago

welcome aboard

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mlpuryear.bsky.social•101 days ago

So glad you’re here! Have been periodically checking on your arrival

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paultlevin.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome Andy!

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bodyphysics.bsky.social•103 days ago

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tilyoure90.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! So glad to have you here!

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marcia821.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome!!!

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marisa15.bsky.social•103 days ago

You’ve arrived!

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bubbajonz.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello! 👋 🥰💙

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kpiersol.bsky.social•103 days ago

Thank goodness you’re here.

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marilynsargeant.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome to Bluesky, where all the sane people hang out.

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kaj0724.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello! Glad to see you here!

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georgewilson1912.bsky.social•102 days ago

I wish George Carlin was still alive can you imagine what kind of material he could have come up with on this Administration upcoming

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justlib75.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!

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roses588.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello 🤗

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factsoffury.bsky.social•103 days ago

We were waiting for you to arrive!

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elisazied.bsky.social•103 days ago

So glad you’re here!

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mor5.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome

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henny115.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello Andy, Welcome to Bluesky.

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bostondem.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy 💙

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pat120.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! You will like it here. Very much.

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urnevertooold.bsky.social•97 days ago

I have missed you!!

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liliky.bsky.social•103 days ago

Truth! I joined Bluesky yesterday...what a breath of fresh air!

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bklynbrat.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad you came over here!

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susanhkelly.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay!

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elgalgoblanco.bsky.social•103 days ago

I am following you

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bluegirlinfloriduh.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello Andy! Welcome to the blue side! 💙💙

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steveohm.bsky.social•103 days ago

Helloooooooo!

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gr8scott62.bsky.social•103 days ago

So glad you’re here!

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gigijanet.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!!

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realperrygrossman.bsky.social•34 days ago

Do you have a non-facebook source for your point about facebook censoring your posts? Could you share it?

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moondancegiving.bsky.social•103 days ago

👋🏻 welcome!!!

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polly164.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!!

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eileenmathews.bsky.social•103 days ago

Trump trying to normalize it before Putin shares what he's got on Trump.

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cjeuyp.bsky.social•103 days ago

We need your humor more than ever! I’m so glad you’re here!
Welcome! 😊🦋

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deborahyost.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome to BlueSky

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shawnafeeley.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome to hopefully bluer skies over here. I just read, “there’s nothing so soul crushing as thinking Joy is going to defeat hate and then having hate win.” it truly is a soul crushing moment on our time here. Let’s try to laugh together.

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unvrno.bsky.social•103 days ago

We must be diligent for the crazies migrated here as well. Report them. Block them. Those who follow don't engage. If someone does, I presume the responder is an antagonist as well.

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adeliar.bsky.social•103 days ago

:D

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terririffle.bsky.social•103 days ago

So glad you’re here!

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marylandblue.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome !

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siloearth.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! Thanks for joining!

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mjwaldow.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello!!!!

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peacefulmary.bsky.social•103 days ago

So glad you're here, Andy!! We've been waitin' for ya! 💙

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diannestucki.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi there!

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ruthierie.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad you are here

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dooobrah.bsky.social•103 days ago

I joined two days ago. What took you so long? 🥂

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mubear36.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy!!!

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kady42.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome!

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jrsgrammy.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay!

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dee-431.bsky.social•103 days ago

Nice to see you here!

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younelan.bsky.social•103 days ago

Fun fact. The Borrowiz report, not a report you borrow. Can I Borrowitz your report? No, get your own 🤣

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chicagosadler.bsky.social•103 days ago

👏👏👏👏

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disneymom2twins.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy, welcome to Bluesky!

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stephgildemeister.bsky.social•102 days ago

Yay! I’m glad you’re here!

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elvissa.bsky.social•103 days ago

Glad you’re here, Andy! (Also, Will Rogers is awesome.)

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bgspeaks.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome!

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alwaysreading830.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy!

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lsstaub.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi! I found you!

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joancarlson.bsky.social•103 days ago

The gang’s all here :)

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saulyoussef.bsky.social•75 days ago

Hi Andy!

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77ljs.bsky.social•103 days ago

Heart felt TY.

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ciniza65.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello Mr Borowitz, nice to see you here.

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tlh101.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome! I am tired of your content being suppressed on Meta.

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moose-nose.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hi Andy.

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wotdabney.bsky.social•103 days ago

Didinee also say 'I am a member of no organized political party. I am a Democrat'. Consistency.

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karmion.bsky.social•103 days ago

Good morning! Happy to see you here.

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afmarsh.bsky.social•103 days ago

glad you made it

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lorenzothecat.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hooray! 😸😸😸

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kellyverdeck.bsky.social•103 days ago

Welcome sir, lovely to see you here!

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toniandneal.bsky.social•103 days ago

Haha yep

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leahbh.bsky.social•103 days ago

My mom went to will Rogers high school and is VERY proud of it

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ellz.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello and welcome!

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laighe.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay!

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cmodell.bsky.social•103 days ago

My day just improved!

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seaforest.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hello! Anywhere people can follow you is a good place to be. I’m asking you to stay out of cesspools, is all.

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ecrserene.bsky.social•103 days ago

🙋🏼‍♀️

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diannel.bsky.social•103 days ago

Let’s party!

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kathleen08.bsky.social•103 days ago

It's so good to see you here! BlueSky is the place to be. Looking forward to all your posts.

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mama1811.bsky.social•103 days ago

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saturnamott.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yay! Welcome! And some good features to know about:

Some good advice about keeping your Bluesky community clean:

https://boringstorybook.com/bluesky-mute-lists-for-beginners/

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