Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you king. Killing your brother and marrying his wife only to be haunted by his ghost and poisoned by his son before you manage to kill him with the poisoned blade and no one is left but some bloke named Horatio is how you become king - ThreadSky

swilua.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you king. Killing your brother and marrying his wife only to be haunted by his ghost and poisoned by his son before you manage to kill him with the poisoned blade and no one is left but some bloke named Horatio is how you become king

Reposted from RnD Young-Howze

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Being crowned at Car Paravel with your three siblings by Aslan does.

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hawthornep.bsky.social•2 days ago

If you have to tell everyone how smart you are, how rich you are, or how you're king, well, ya aren't.

interfluidity.com•1 day ago

@steveroth.bsky.social

steveroth.bsky.social•1 day ago

😁 TBF, this does describe how to become a *dead* king... But still.

interfluidity.com•1 day ago

the best kind!

steveroth.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

bgwilkins.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Spending 80 years romancing hot elves and killing goblins, wielding the sword that was reforged, and declaring your power via crystal ball so your short friend can throw away his hand-me-down ring makes you a king. Also being Viggo Mortensen.

julianhooligan.bsky.social•1 day ago

A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

drjoe2003.bsky.social•2 days ago

Only by killing all the other burger makers can you be called…Hamburglar. Did I do it right?

kristen-super-mare.bsky.social•1 day ago

And Melania has just the right hat for that!

radiantvimes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you king. Throwing your uncle to the mercy of a bunch of hyenas while on top of Pride Rock, thus triggering a karmic rainstorm and ushering in a period of rebirth and recovery, makes you a king.

klaaskid8.bsky.social•2 days ago

Tough requirements to be in the club! 😂

tarquinhh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you king. You've got to kill a guy called Duncan first at the behest of three crones, and then go mad with power.

toddpetersen.bsky.social•2 days ago

I mean, if you get a Whopper Jr. they give you a paper crown.

cmf406.bsky.social•2 days ago

Should we start flooding the White House mail room with BurgerKing crowns? As a little protest?

Autocrats famously hate being made fun of ...

mariagrusauskas.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂thank you for making me laugh today!!! 🍔👑

arosereads.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't forget Fortinbras with his Big Dick Energy!

lyndonhood.bsky.social•2 days ago

*me clicking back through trying to find one about some farcical aquatic ceremony*

swilua.bsky.social•2 days ago

check my QTs lol

lyndonhood.bsky.social•2 days ago

They even covered both sides of the conversation, all is well

cottageinwood.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆 🤣

grimmreality.bsky.social•2 days ago

🏆

swilua.bsky.social•2 days ago

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Posting this for my teen

sinisternails1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Someone quote skeet this with a chicken ala king recipe. My breakthrough anxiety meds are kickin’ in or I’d do it 😂

rjnerddad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Here you go...

https://bsky.app/profile/garyruschman.bsky.social/post/3liliuogick2w

tempvsfrangit.bsky.social•2 days ago

I didn't vote for no king. I'll believe he's a king if he stands in one of the sand traps and lets some watery tarts throw swords at him. Would also accept it if it were moistened bints lobbing scimitars. Has he ever faced "It's just a rabbit!" like President James Earl Carter did, HMM?

topladave.bsky.social•2 days ago

Something is rotten in the Gulf of America.

rachelernst.bsky.social•1 day ago

@tracydeonn.bsky.social I feel like you would rock this meme structure!

quinch1199.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a King. Performing "Hound Dog" on Stage Show in 1956 makes you the King.

quinch1199.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a King. Getting annoyed you were passed up for selection so you raise an army in Normandy & cross the channel with 1,200 cavalry to have a spat with an Anglo-Saxon makes you King.

anarchduke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you king. Having a watery tart toss a sword at you is how you become king.

k8thek8.bsky.social•1 day ago

I dunno, I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

anarchduke.bsky.social•1 day ago

I forgot about the "moistened bint" phrase. Its even funnier than "watery tart"

bio-tim.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you king. Your mother orchestrating the death of your supposed father, the king, by having your mother's cousin get the king drunk while he's out hunting wild boar is how you become king.

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