imagine having sex with Data. he’s like “is this adequate stimulation for you to achieve human climax” holy shit. yowie zowie - ThreadSky

merrittk.com • 44 days ago

imagine having sex with Data. he’s like “is this adequate stimulation for you to achieve human climax” holy shit. yowie zowie

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cormacmccafe.bsky.social•44 days ago

I find it so funny that the 2nd episode of TNG is asks “what if they fall fucked?”

Making fanfic 2 eps in is classic

merrittk.com•44 days ago

i don’t think you guys get it. im saying this would kick ass

jennyazoth.bsky.social•44 days ago

A literal fucking machine

amiyatzin.bsky.social•44 days ago

he’s fully functional

quinis.io•44 days ago

“and programmed with multiple techniques,” to quote the man himself

trweacle.bsky.social•44 days ago

Canon

adactivity.bsky.social•44 days ago

What about lwaxana troi? Feel like it would be like putting a guitar up to an amp and it feedbacking all crazy

amiyatzin.bsky.social•44 days ago

she’s why writers love telepaths. all writers are horny freaks, and she’s the original horny freak telepath

adactivity.bsky.social•44 days ago

By that I mean good,

thrilliam19.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oh no I get it. A mathematically perfect orgasm? One could only dream.

machinedsurfaces.bsky.social•44 days ago

people using their words during intimate moments is a dumb utopian fantasy

mrm6md.bsky.social•44 days ago

Actually my better half loves loving words. But she got to be butter with words 36 hrs advance. Makes sense, I appreciate her.💖

frankston.bsky.social•44 days ago

Data definitely knows how to fully commit to a task

trweacle.bsky.social•44 days ago

All fingers & toes got them high-revving full servo motors too.

madygcomics.bsky.social•44 days ago

i already date an autistic man thank you

reedgaines.bsky.social•44 days ago

when he's fully functional and has been programmed with a wide variety of techniques 🥵

amiyatzin.bsky.social•44 days ago

he would be so steady like his forearm can’t cramp he’s literally a positronic powered fuck machine. I know he prolly fucks like that lady thought Beto O’Rourke fucks

entrelac.bsky.social•44 days ago

I mean... he would be open to instructions and direction in the moment. It would only be as weird as his partner made it.

caycej.bsky.social•44 days ago

New kink unlocked

faceblur.com•44 days ago

He is just a love machine…

verntik.bsky.social•44 days ago

Reminds me of the scene where he says, "If you prick me, do I not leak?"

chrisakins.bsky.social•44 days ago

I love that canonically, he’s great at it too

zaccarman04.bsky.social•44 days ago

For dominant partners, he accesses his sub-routines.

rictusgrin.bsky.social•44 days ago

benhosp.bsky.social•44 days ago

It’s called “riding the lightning”

brickk.bsky.social•44 days ago

It appears you have reached the status of completion.

justanotherant.bsky.social•44 days ago

He and Lt. Yar actually did get it on in the first season. Mister Data is canonically "fully functional."

redthehaze.bsky.social•44 days ago

letsdestroy.bsky.social•44 days ago

Fully functional

kevdog.bsky.social•44 days ago

He would absolutely understand the assignment.

arbitrary-element.bsky.social•44 days ago

He's the classic service top

maidmedian.bsky.social•44 days ago

Don't you know how dangerous robosexuality is to the delicate framework of our society!?!?!

dconquist.bsky.social•44 days ago

lore says the exact same thing except he goes "HAha! i tricked you!" after and the cums in your eye

amarshallwriting.bsky.social•44 days ago

Tasha Yar seemed pretty pleased

thewillennium.bsky.social•44 days ago

well he is programmed in multiple techniques—a broad variety of pleasuring

realmegg.lol•44 days ago

that would be great, unironically

samthenightowl.bsky.social•44 days ago

i've read that brent spiner was considered a sex symbol in the 1990s, so a lot of women prolly fantasized about this back then. good for them tbh

feitclub.bsky.social•44 days ago

I remember in the old newsgroup days of the mid-90s there would be women online proudly calling themselves the Brent Spiner Estrogen Brigade.

samthenightowl.bsky.social•44 days ago

lmfao that fucking rules

samthenightowl.bsky.social•44 days ago

and guys too. can't forget the guys, even if star trek liked to pretend gay people weren't real back then

entrelac.bsky.social•44 days ago

Everyone agrees that a partner who is open to feedback without making it weird is two big thumbs up.

justanotherant.bsky.social•44 days ago

If you have a positronic brain and LEDs under your scalp, feedback can be a risky thing.

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