I ate so many dried dates and figs a few years that I ended up in the hospital. I would have followed Alexander to the Hydaspes for some dried dates. Turns out dried fruit despite being a heavenly treat and sort of healthy can really fuck you up if you eat it all day at your desk job for months.
For dinner last night I ate half a brie en croute, an assortment of fruit including dried dates, and a brandy. I felt positively bohemian, just a silly little lute playing dude.
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I also dig dates and cucumbers!
Cause if they're the same, I could see some traveler in antiquity going "oh shit dawg!"
They're sweet as fuck