throwing a 5,000,000,000,000 dollar birthday party for my awful son Horus. im going to teleport aboard his flagship and kick a hole through him - ThreadSky

merrittk.com • 40 days ago

throwing a 5,000,000,000,000 dollar birthday party for my awful son Horus. im going to teleport aboard his flagship and kick a hole through him

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thenicoftime.bsky.social•40 days ago

Piccolo showing up to Gohan's birthday

direngay.bsky.social•39 days ago

Anti evil space dad aktion I will stop him

arthurgrosario.bsky.social•40 days ago

I can see how a party this large can be a little backbreaking for you, Emperor...

gregerskine.bsky.social•40 days ago

getting huffy when i see one of the other parents addressed a card to Lionel. "it's actually spelled Lion El' " I say with a tight mouth-only smile

prozac-efron.bsky.social•40 days ago

Another great IP where someone fights their dad. A universally-beloved genre of conflict

anthrometal.bsky.social•40 days ago

Make sure you bring one of your other sons, too. Preferably the one everyone loves. He and Horus always got along so well.

nestedpistordoll.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yo is sanguinius gonna be there with his bullshit attitude?

katendgame.bsky.social•40 days ago

Balloons dangle limply, lacking the essential helium to keep them aloft. Cake, forgotten, lay smeared across the deck. Confetti marks the memory of a moment of jubilation passed like mockery from the past.

It has been twelve seconds into the birthday party.