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slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com • 2 days ago

Dead within six months. Take it to the bank.

Reposted from Jonny Five

LEGALIZE COMEDY!

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bowsnonk.bsky.social•2 days ago

please god please god please please please please please

ian.trashbin.io•2 days ago

We can only hope

dopedevices.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can you overdose on ketamine?

slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com•1 day ago

Oh he’s on more than K

predatorantfarm.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can you be careful saying things like this? What if this caused someone to cancel their plans to assassinate him?

telsie.bsky.social•2 days ago

🙏🏼

shuchancellor.online•2 days ago

Adjusted for inflation, (189 CE - 192 CE), yeah that tracks

bekayne.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIhQruSvwsE

brooklyndian.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hopefully he’s sharing with trump

phillypagooleus.bsky.social•2 days ago

justindstanley.com•2 days ago

myrrlyn.net•2 days ago

self administered high velocity lead poisoning, may 9th

rickinnis.bsky.social•2 days ago

We should be so lucky

justinwiggins.bsky.social•2 days ago

No way, neurochip's ai is gonna' puppet his lifeless husk around for decades, Weekend at Bernie's style. It'll only be noticeable when he starts eating his fingers.

scowlinwolf.bsky.social•2 days ago

Shit, he's the only one that's keeping comedy legal. Get yer yuck's in now, folks.

haredurer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

kindracotton.com•2 days ago

From what? 🤔

slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com•2 days ago

Generally being 50+ years old and doing Sex Pistols amount of drugs

kindracotton.com•2 days ago

Do you think he's doing more than what's he's done regularly for the past 5 years?

deepfriar.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's my question, because it was my understanding he's been on this amount for awhile now

kindracotton.com•2 days ago

Right! Because I think him getting older is counterbalanced by him having access to the best healthcare and medical intervention. 🤷🏾‍♀️

shaneo902.bsky.social•2 days ago

If he ods in his room he probably wouldn’t be discovered for at least a day

deepfriar.bsky.social•2 days ago

More people seem to be convinced; here's hoping they're right 🤷‍♂️

toyourleft.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lead poisoning

irasybil.bsky.social•2 days ago

From your skeets to God's ears

anangryopossum.bsky.social•2 days ago

Grok told me 1 in 45 odds

minotaursauce.bsky.social•1 day ago

And why do we care what Nazi Cleverbot has to say

yotetheelf.bsky.social•2 days ago

Does this factor in the non-negligible risk of an assassination, a coup, or a sudden surge in guillotine popularity?

slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com•2 days ago

Nope. Straight actuary table

fractalfroggie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Straight actuary table told me my mother had a 15% chance of dying in 2025,and she died last month. So while it's probably accurate over the population of a particular demographic, it's not as good for specific individual cases.

yotetheelf.bsky.social•2 days ago

We need to run those numbers.

coldwarhist.bsky.social•2 days ago

DONT GET MY HOPES UP

tephensay.bsky.social•1 day ago

He has no fucking clue what the question was

mcirwin47.bsky.social•2 days ago

🙏 🙌

gunnargoldhair.bsky.social•1 day ago

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•1 day ago

K, cocaine, and heavy pain meds for his busted dick

toddadam.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

daveishere.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤞

andersen.bsky.social•2 days ago

it's crazy how a dude can be this rich and this annoying and also this boring. an all time lickspittle

kehbleh.bsky.social•2 days ago

please god

raisin.bsky.social•2 days ago

he should go swimming more, while simultaneously upping his drug intake, those are two things that should definitely be mixed for him in particular

heavysweater.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lord willing and the creek don't rise

itsspelledgraig.bsky.social•2 days ago

One can only hope that he croaks in the most painful way as soon as possible.

lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social•2 days ago

don't threaten me with a good time

microcastle.bsky.social•2 days ago

lmao nobody thinks he’s funny, it must be because comedy is illegal

dollypilled.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

hepaticanobilis.bsky.social•2 days ago

From your lips to God’s ear.

gaius.bsky.social•2 days ago

What do you want to bet he leaves all his money to Grok

lleohn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wouldn’t that be nice if that prediction happened! 🤡
Gotta have a sense of humour.

autochthonia.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

georgeordavid.bsky.social•2 days ago

Inshallah

raaatbird.bsky.social•2 days ago

This shithead is going to snort himself into oblivion and the rest of us will be left with forever conspiracies about how he was “silenced” by the deep state because he was close to rooting them out

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