What a disgusting family of depraved criminals, grifters, predators, and abusers. Each member has completely wasted their lives doing absolutely no good in the world. That is one polluted gene pool.
Let me get this straight: the people SCREAMING about socialism, terrified of our government taking over industries, who say government needs to stay out of our healthcare…are happy to sign up for a mobile carrier that the President owns? That their taxes don’t even pay for. I wish them the best.
They keep saying their phone will be made in the US.
It's *impossible* to make a modern smartphone in the US. Some of the minerals used are only found in China and they don't allow exports except in finished products.
I'm expecting them to label it "made in the USA" anyway. Illegally.
You have the phone and the network you control every aspect of communication. Wanna read texts? No problem. Wanna track call logs? Sure! Track websites? Send traffic to alternate sites? Please do NOT use this phone or network.
So maga were the people crying about big brother getting all out data and surveilling us was bad right? Now they are gonna run to sign up for the biggest data farming bs that they have to pay for monthly? Yeah that seems about right on brand for their cult hive mind. 🤣
So ... it wasn't enough to mine our personal data from the various databases they let Elon steal, now they want access to our communications, searches, and access information ... is what I thought when I heard about this
#TrumpMobile functions as a Mobile Virtual Network Operator (MVNO). That means it's a 'wireless middleman,' using service through AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile. MVNO's are never as fast. As is typical with everything bearing the Trump name, it's overpriced, third rate, or both.
The empire is a disease that thrives in darkness. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural.
Cool. Now they can drunk text war plans to an entire network. I’m sure the Trump phones will be at the high benchmark set by Trump University and Trump Steaks. 🤣
The grift continues ... his cult bought his shoddy watches, bibles, running shoes, trading cards & whatever other garbage he was peddling - all the while complaining they couldn't afford eggs, rent, etc ... no doubt his loyal nazi's will happily hand him more of their money for this latest trash.
Remember when Jimmy Carter got rid of his peanut farm because he did not want any conflict of interest? Peanuts, famously incapable of being a mobile device that can track it's location, track information on it, and has a monthly line bill? I'm sure there is no conflict of interest in this.
This family knows how to dig gold to perfection well I don’t blame them but America 🇺🇸 electorate who believes they’re the lesser evil among two. While they used their felon father position to further enrich themselves, you all poor Americans keep getting poorer your ass whipped
Perfect for all your war plan planning and Presidential Declarations on the social media platforms that are preload on the device. (Mandatory subscription paid quarterly) Comes with your own private government "safety" protocol to keep you safe from TDS or Gender Affirming care.
I imagine going on any left-leaning news website (or anything trump doesn't like) is just going to say the page is not available right now, really North Korea smart phone
"Buy your phone within the next 30 minutes & we'll throw in - for the low, low price of $400.00 - a Trump Bible, Trump Sneakers (laces not included) & a Trump ear bandage - just like the one Trump himself wore.
Act now - this is a limited time offer"
More Features:
-Preinstalled mandatory Truth Social
-All texts cc'd to Dept.of Home.Security for your convenience
-Access to Defense Dept Signal chats
-Navigation ease to McDonalds
-Text checker deletes banned words
-Autopay via TrumpCrypto with One-touch grifting
-StarLink satellite techn...BOOM!
With Palantir Technologies “spyware” / data mining and Starlink to make sure everyone who has one of the grift phones can be tracked and spied on to make sure nothing negative about Trump or the Nazi Republican Party is said. If it is they will disappear you. Great deal.
You know if he sells a lot of his cheap tacky merchandise then maybe he can quit his side job as president. Because there’s not much great happening in America yet.
1. it has a new operating system is a variation of Googles OS called Panderoid.
2. It is never updated because who wants a "Beta" version.
3. It requires you to take a picture of your genitalia in order to unlock it
4. with the gold data plan you get live up to date Pete Hegseth war plans
Already done, he exempted smartphones and you can find one (not spraypainted gold) on Amazon.
Granted the TACO ones cost like $500 bucks and the amazon one cost $150
All your information gets backed up to the Trump Cloud where they'll use that information to bombard you with advertisemejts for Trump Hotels, Trump NFTs, TrumpCoin, and Trump steaks.
I can't wait for the #MAGAts to start crying about their phones not working after #TrumpMobile files for bankruptcy because it didn't make any money. Oh, and the $500 phones will be made in the United States. (says the FAQ on the website)
I am a cybersecurity professional and just from a tracking and monitoring perspective I’d not even want to talk with someone on the phone using one of these, or be with someone carrying one.
That, and think of who will carry these and that’s even more reason to avoid it and them.
The fact that the obvious lie that these $499 phones were made in the US was just accepted and publish by the news media without any research is appalling.
Apparently the phone is likely a Chinese reskinned REVVL 7 Pro 5G, on sale for $169 on Amazon. More suckers to scam.
I wonder how long it will take for the phone to fall apart due to poor quality. There is no way they manufactured that phone in the U.S. The parts alone have to be imported.
Made in China for the North Korean market, but somehow exempt from tariffs and FCC checks, at ONLY 499, (taxes and shipping not included), for the shittiest phone ever, and son to be your only permitted phone.
Well .. it's made in china and available from a network provider here in austria for about half the price ..
guess he's going to fuck his followers again
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Is that before or after the tariff?
If it’s a phone made in the US the aluminum cans will be from Russian aluminum and the string made in Taiwan.
#GoodTrouble
It's *impossible* to make a modern smartphone in the US. Some of the minerals used are only found in China and they don't allow exports except in finished products.
I'm expecting them to label it "made in the USA" anyway. Illegally.
https://youtu.be/0uU6W0_8AZc?feature=shared
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For those who will accept no substitute for mediocrity….
* Favors telemarketers and spam
* Auto rejects calls from friends and family
I hope that mobile service is only good for when walking outside but does dumb shit like drops a call when you get in a car or bus
Act now - this is a limited time offer"
Taxes, tariffs, shipping & bribe not included.
I'm going for 2 months.
-Preinstalled mandatory Truth Social
-All texts cc'd to Dept.of Home.Security for your convenience
-Access to Defense Dept Signal chats
-Navigation ease to McDonalds
-Text checker deletes banned words
-Autopay via TrumpCrypto with One-touch grifting
-StarLink satellite techn...BOOM!
Expecting the YOB to do one soon, so why not the phone, too?
2. It is never updated because who wants a "Beta" version.
3. It requires you to take a picture of your genitalia in order to unlock it
4. with the gold data plan you get live up to date Pete Hegseth war plans
Is that the nice word for "rip off" ?
Granted the TACO ones cost like $500 bucks and the amazon one cost $150
It’s the same damn phone
If not, perhaps copyright infringement?
The endless dopes, and it isn't even April's Fool's Day!
They said it couldn't be done, they said it was impossible! Well, they showed us!
Everyone, get your spy... Er... Communication machine today!
That, and think of who will carry these and that’s even more reason to avoid it and them.
Key word EVENTUALLY means never
Apparently the phone is likely a Chinese reskinned REVVL 7 Pro 5G, on sale for $169 on Amazon. More suckers to scam.
Right?
Bros this scam will be an even smaller blip in time. 🤡🤙🏻
guess he's going to fuck his followers again
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Hey, sounds just like Trump!